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Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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I still play football and soccer fo fun, although the football usually ends up turning into something like rugby....In the pool, we still play marco polo, red light green light, and chicken fights.

Although I've noticed I'm more afraid of getting banged up these days. When I was a kid I could skin the crap out of my knee, have blood trailing down my leg and not even notice until my teacher asked me what happened. I'm a lot more afraid to fall and eat shit, when I was a kid I did it so often it didn't even phase me.

I think I was braver when I was a kid, because I never really thought things all the way through and considered the consequences before I went ahead and did it. I'd just do it, whatever it was, and hope it worked the way I planned.
 
Buzzkill

Buzzkill

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I still have tons of scars from sledding lol. Im the same as i was when i was younger when im drunk so i still get scrapes and scars every other day.:mrgreen:
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Yeah...thats it...I was a clumsy kid and I'm a fairly clumsy adult(ever pissed outside drunk and piss all over your shoes?That's me.)So i don't wanna get hurt.Ever slip on the ice and fall on your ass? I still do on occasion.I stub my toes, twist my ankles, burn myself,etc at least once a day.And what's with the fricken invisible hole in my chin?I spill shit on myself all the time.I can't wear white.
Wikidbchofthewst said:
I still play football and soccer fo fun, although the football usually ends up turning into something like rugby....In the pool, we still play marco polo, red light green light, and chicken fights.

Although I've noticed I'm more afraid of getting banged up these days. When I was a kid I could skin the crap out of my knee, have blood trailing down my leg and not even notice until my teacher asked me what happened. I'm a lot more afraid to fall and eat shit, when I was a kid I did it so often it didn't even phase me.

I think I was braver when I was a kid, because I never really thought things all the way through and considered the consequences before I went ahead and did it. I'd just do it, whatever it was, and hope it worked the way I planned.
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Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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And dresses...Is it wrong that I feel gay when I wear them?I mean, I like guys, and I don't want a dick, but I hate dresses.I wear jeans and a shirt, or sweats all the time.I don't own fancy clothes.I'd forget I was in a dress and have my legs apart all the time or something,Because thats how I sit.(Stoney continues to ramble.....)
 
Wikidbchofthewst

Wikidbchofthewst

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I rarely slip on ice because there's not a lot of icey weather going on in So Cal, but I stub my toe all the time! I swear a lot when I do it, come up with some pretty inventive stuff if I do say so myself :grin:

I burn myself often enough, either cooking or smoking a pipe and sucking the flame through the carb and burning my thumb. I HATE that.

And as for spilling stuff...*sigh* I wonder if it would be better if I was flat chested. Everything I spill is caught by my boobs...and that's not always a good thing :sad:
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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My hair catches it first, because I have long hair and its in a center part...I don't do anything but wash and brush it.I hate doing hair, never was good at it...so I look like a hippy.
Wikidbchofthewst said:
I rarely slip on ice because there's not a lot of icey weather going on in So Cal, but I stub my toe all the time! I swear a lot when I do it, come up with some pretty inventive stuff if I do say so myself :grin:

I burn myself often enough, either cooking or smoking a pipe and sucking the flame through the carb and burning my thumb. I HATE that.

And as for spilling stuff...*sigh* I wonder if it would be better if I was flat chested. Everything I spill is caught by my boobs...and that's not always a good thing :sad:
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