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[fukdapolice]

Oh gawd, Wikid's been targeted!(Ducks to avoid splatter.)

Dont be scared, i got all my shots... and creams... and ointments.

*plays YouTube - Isley Brothers-Between The Sheets and lights candles*

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Stoney, you're supposed to be like my body guard, and dive in front of me to take the shot!

 

[Stoney McFried]

(gets rape whistle and pepper spray)

Dont be scared, i got all my shots... and creams... and ointments.

*plays YouTube - Isley Brothers-Between The Sheets and lights candles*

 

[Stoney McFried]

This is my favorite shirt.I'm sorry...we"ll just have to blind him.

Stoney, you're supposed to be like my body guard, and dive in front of me to take the shot!

 

[fukdapolice]

(gets rape whistle and pepper spray)

Oh baby, you know just wat i like...

 

[fukdapolice]

all right, i dont kno how much longer i can keep that shit up.. im startin to make myself feel disgusted LOL i think i need a shower now

 

[drobro23]

haha wow looks like ur in for a night there wikid

 

[Stoney McFried]

Oh, you're no fun, for a man that has a deformed plastic avatar.

all right, i dont kno how much longer i can keep that shit up.. im startin to make myself feel disgusted LOL i think i need a shower now

 

[fukdapolice]

good news! my plant just showed me HER TITS!!!!

im so happy.. my first grow, and i got a female! i had 3 plants all together.. i had a male, a plant that i have no idea wat happened (it looks like it has a cola full of BALLS with pistols coming out of it)i think its a hermie, and NOW a FEMALE!

wish me good weed luck!

 

[fukdapolice]

Oh, you're no fun, for a man that has a deformed plastic avatar.

ok, we can continue this a little bit later... make sure to bring some extra lube



we're gonna need it

 

[drobro23]

good luck haha

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make me some damn edibles!

 

[Stoney McFried]

Your taint will self destruct in five seconds.

 

[fukdapolice]

BOOM shakalaka

 

[drobro23]

BOOM shakalaka

how do u follow this?

 

[Stoney McFried]

With a high pitched scream.

how do u follow this?

 

[drobro23]

my voice is too deep for that!

 

[Stoney McFried]

Not after your taint explodes, it wouldnt be.

my voice is too deep for that!

 

[drobro23]

but my taint didnt explode

plz dont let that happen

 

[Stoney McFried]

Quick!The duct tape!

but my taint didnt explode

plz dont let that happen