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[Wikidbchofthewst]

fuck vikes, i'm on max dosage, still have constant throbbing pain at best and piercing agony at worst. i need something better.

oh ya, and i fucked up my relationship with my best friend cause i said some stupid thibgs in my drugged up state

Awww, that sucks. Are you sure it's totally fucked up? A lot of times things are more fixable than you realize...

heroin. better than sex. so i've been told.

Heroin....beat....

 

[Bookworm]

heroin. better than sex. so i've been told.

i aint ready to shoot anything, but damn i could use some oxys or something'
its probably not totally fucked, but this girl is my ex, see, and i've never quite gotten over her.....

 

[ALX420]

oxys are just generic vics.

 

[Bookworm]

oxys are just generic vics.

ok,

well i need something better than this.

 

[ALX420]

morphine....

 

[smokablunt16]

i think my iranian neighbor is building something of destruction next door, theres always sawing, drilling, pounding etc... at 3am almost every morning..maybe its a spaceship, or a bunker in his garage for 2012, im not quite sure yet...

Oh and i had chicken tenders for dinner 2day

 

[Bookworm]

i think my iranian neighbor is building something of destruction next door, theres always sawing, drilling, pounding etc... at 3am almost every morning..maybe its a spaceship, or a bunker in his garage for 2012, im not quite sure yet...

Oh and i had chicken tenders for dinner 2day

go over and ask. when the noise is going on.

with a fat blunt puffin in your mouth as a sign of peace

 

[drobro23]

go over and ask. when the noise is going on.

with a fat blunt puffin in your mouth as a sign of peace

if he suspects terriorism prolly not the best idea

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Maybe he's just a tweaker. They work all night and get nothing done

 

[smokablunt16]

haha!! I should, he grows opium in his garden so0o0o maybe that has sumthin to do with it idk...

i would laugh my ass off if it was an underground shelter for immigrants and i knocked on the door and all you hear is.."GO PEDRO GO!"

 

[fdd2blk]

it's a hooker dungeon. go look.

 

[smokablunt16]

well in that case, instead of blunt im goin there with some vaseline, duct tape, some cereal, and a rubber duck for sure....and some washingtons...

Just hope they dont have gonaherpasyphlaids....

 

[fdd2blk]

well in that case, instead of blunt im goin there with some vaseline, duct tape, some cereal, and a rubber duck for sure....and some washingtons...

Just hope they dont have gonaherpasyphlaids....

don't forget the dolphin cake.

 

[drobro23]

well in that case, instead of blunt im goin there with some vaseline, duct tape, some cereal, and a rubber duck for sure....and some washingtons...

Just hope they dont have gonaherpasyphlaids....

wow

worthless post to help the cause!

10k posts here we come!

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

don't forget the dolphin cake.

What the hell? That was random....

 

[smokablunt16]

lol sure was, but made me laugh still...

but seriously, whats a party without dessert???

 

[fdd2blk]

lol sure was, but made me laugh still...

but seriously, whats a party without dessert???

and what's dessert without dolphin cake?

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

Probably doesn't taste too good. Looks like it's made out of that really hard solid shit that wedding cakes are usually made out of...

 

[drobro23]

Probably doesn't taste too good. Looks like it's made out of that really hard solid shit that wedding cakes are usually made out of...

hey some wedding cakes are good

 

[Wikidbchofthewst]

hey some wedding cakes are good

Hell yeah! The cake at the wedding I went to was bomb!

But have you ever seen a wedding cake that mades from that really solid icing stuff? It's like hard and formed...taste like disgust