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[KiloBit]

Its an age thing.. as soon as I hit 50 I hurt all over, but like you say never the same spot...I've had 3 hips replaced on the left (one at a time, smart asses) and it's the best feeling part I got.... Shit if I don't wake up with a new lump, bump or hump I think I'm dead.. this getting old sucks.. guess NOT getting old would really blow chunks.... Sorry for visual at supper time friends...

Well it's either that or we hurt all over, but our brain can only handle one at a time. Can't multitask. lol Yeah I agree, not ready for a dirt nap yet. Want to collect a real lot of that retirement money before I give up. lol Feck you it's my money, give it up, as I'm shaking my walker at the youngster behind the counter. My pants up to my chest, suspenders and a belt, fecking age spots and wrinkeled up skin, hey wait a fecking minute, that's me now, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhshite. No more after this, I'm truly baked. Always overdue it on the weekend lately. Que sera sera. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

 

[ALX420]

when i eat edibles, my flatuations smell like weed.

 

[tipsgnob]

he said flatuation......

 

[ALX420]

and i will say it again.

maybe not today,
maybe not tomorrow.

but soon.

 

[tipsgnob]

I love it when you talk dirty....

 

[Twistyman]

i have three hips.
coincidently, i have 1&1/2 johnsons.

Thats not what your girlfriend said.....

smell the worst.

Well stop..kiss-ass

Well it's either that or we hurt all over, but our brain can only handle one at a time. Can't multitask. lol Yeah I agree, not ready for a dirt nap yet. Want to collect a real lot of that retirement money before I give up. lol Feck you it's my money, give it up, as I'm shaking my walker at the youngster behind the counter. My pants up to my chest, suspenders and a belt, fecking age spots and wrinkeled up skin, hey wait a fecking minute, that's me now, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhshite. No more after this, I'm truly baked. Always overdue it on the weekend lately. Que sera sera. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

Skin that looks like someone threw shit at you... And just what the fuck ARE those spots that scratch off... lotteries.... bingo, melanoma
Your turn, Oh wasted one...

 

[ALX420]

dirty dirty.

should i gargle some mouthwash before we go any further?

or do you dig the dirt?

 

[tipsgnob]

I tried hydro once, but now I definetly dig the dirt.....

 

[ALX420]

I tried hydro once, but now I definetly dig the dirt.....

god made dirt.
or so i'm told.

 

[Twistyman]

dirty dirty.

should i gargle some mouthwash before we go any further?

or do you dig the dirt?

Potty mouths, who us.... did you see Gray anatomy.. they mentioned a fecal transplant.. where if you wipe out good bacteria in your system with too much antibiotics and you get real infection, they reintroduce poop into your intestines by way of hose in the nose.. Shit guys, if that happens to me, one of you shoot me.....
Don't poo-poo technique: Fecal transplant can cure superbug ...

13 Nov 2007 ... A controversial treatment, which involves transplants of human waste, can treat C. difficile. But only a handful of doctors in Canada ...
www.cbc.ca/health/story/2007/11/13/fecal-transplant.html - Similar pages

 

[ALX420]

Potty mouths, who us.... did you see Gray anatomy.. they mentioned a fecal transplant.. where if you wipe out good bacteria in your system with too much antibiotics and you get real infection, they reintroduce poop into your intestines by way of hose in the nose.. Shit guys, if that happens to me, one of you shoot me.....

that is ridiculous.
feces is the dirtiest thing you could possibly introduce to a sick persons system.


if that happens to me, shoot the doctor.

 

[tipsgnob]

only believe 10% of what your told....

 

[Twistyman]

I posted google site.........
Soooooo whats for dinner... Meatballs ???

 

[tipsgnob]

Potty mouths, who us.... did you see Gray anatomy.. they mentioned a fecal transplant.. where if you wipe out good bacteria in your system with too much antibiotics and you get real infection, they reintroduce poop into your intestines by way of hose in the nose.. Shit guys, if that happens to me, one of you shoot me.....
Don't poo-poo technique: Fecal transplant can cure superbug ...

13 Nov 2007 ... A controversial treatment, which involves transplants of human waste, can treat C. difficile. But only a handful of doctors in Canada ...
www.cbc.ca/health/story/2007/11/13/fecal-transplant.html - Similar pages

who's poop was it.....

 

[Twistyman]

that is ridiculous.
feces is the dirtiest thing you could possibly introduce to a sick persons system.


if that happens to me, shoot the doctor.

Fecal bacteriotherapy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Fecal bacteriotherapy, also known as fecal transfusion, fecal transplant, or human probiotic infusion (HPI), is a medical treatment for patients with ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_bacteriotherapy - 66k - Cached - Similar pages

 

[Twistyman]

who's poop was it.....

Husbands.. need already known bacteria...

 

[ALX420]

they may be able to isolate a beneficial bacteria found in human feces and introduce that to a patient, but human feces is the worst most vile stuff on the earth.

 

[tipsgnob]

I posted google site.........
Soooooo whats for dinner... Meatballs ???

you googled meatballs?!?!? do what??!?!?!

 

[Twistyman]

you googled meatballs?!?!? do what??!?!?!

Sharp as a tack that tips...LOL.... Twist up another........

 

[ALX420]

Sharp as a tack that tips...LOL.... Twist up another........

i want some turkey meatloaf.

protein rules.