Bitches be Crazy

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Bitches be crazy

Someone once told me the words that I now live my life by, "Bitches be crazy". It is pretty self explanatory. Every single girl is the spawn of satan and therefore has some sort of screw loose in thier noggins which makes bitches crazy. Thats why you can't understand them as a guy, cause they're not real people

Matt: Dude my girlfriend sucks a lot, and not the good kind
Sean: Bitches be crazy, lets go get buffalo chicken wraps
Matt: Wow....... You changed my life forever.

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Bitches be Crazy

The condition which all women suffer from. Which is being crazy because are bitches are crazy.

This is why women are illogical, because they are crazy.

Dangerous Dave: Yo dude, why did that chick yell about the TV?

Me: Because man, Bitches be Crazy


by The Man o awesomeness Dec 15, 2010 share this






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Bitches Be Crazy

One of the only phrases a man can say to comfort himself after a woman does something irrational, ignorant, or insane. It is used to laugh away the confusion a "bitch" inflicts upon a perfectly sane man.

Marcus: "Taylor is driving me crazy man! She doesn't make any sense."
Jordan: "Well, you know how it goes man..."
Marcus: "Yeah, bro..."
Jordan: "Bitches be crazy."

by Lord of the Disco Feb 18, 2011 share this

Big P said:

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Bitches be crazy

Someone once told me the words that I now live my life by, "Bitches be crazy". It is pretty self explanatory. Every single girl is the spawn of satan and therefore has some sort of screw loose in thier noggins which makes bitches crazy. Thats why you can't understand them as a guy, cause they're not real people

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Exactly. Nothing wrong with that. They can't help the way they act. They're just not real people.

Keep in mind that women typically do not expose their DARK SIDE at the beginning of a relationshipSometimes it takes three, six, nine, twelve or more months for their true persona to reveal itself – so keep this in mind. In other words, DON”T GET MARRIED TO SOMEONE YOU HAVEN’T DATED VERY LONG – or chances are you may be sorry!


A Woman who is either always upset with you and/or never happy has personal problems that have nothing to do with you. If she is never happy or always upset with you, then she probably is not happy with herself – and she needs to cope with that before she will be able to have a successful relationship with you or anyone else.


Do not allow women to separate you from your best friends and/or familyIf you cannot talk them down from it, you should jettison them early. Remember – your friends and family will ALWAYS be your friends and family – but girlfriends (or wives) come and go all the time. DON’T CHEAPEN YOUR FRIENDSHIP OR FAMILY RELATIONSHIPS BY LETTING A WOMAN INTERFERE! I just cannot emphasize this enough.


Women who physically strike you are committing a crime, and should be discarded immediately – on their first offense. Don’t call the police because you will wind up going to jail (most likely), but do immediately break up with the woman. There is no excuse for physical violence, and that problem will never go away.


Women who are unstable are likely to cause you trouble. Signs of instability include frequent job loss, drug or alcohol abuse, breaking things when they get angry, yelling, etc. If they are unstable, you will be better off without them.


Never make fun of the size of woman’s ass. Besides being negative karma, making fun of a woman’s ass will earn you exactly nothing with anyone.


Women sometimes use vanity as a coping mechanism to mask insecurity or low self-esteem. Enjoy the appearance of a good-looking woman, but watch out for those women who are obsessed with themselves.

they may be crazy but they sure can be easy to manipulate. makes sleeping with them easier.

Hahahahahahaha.

2. baby momma drama

1.Ruined birthday parties because your baby's momma and new girlfriend can't get along.
2.Never being able to do anything right.
3.Never ending arguing and fighting.
4.Drama

The ongoing baby momma drama at the party ruined it for the adults but the kids didn't seem to even notice.

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3. baby momma drama

The actions of the girl you got pregnant while you were drunk...usually brought on by her jealousy of another ho in your life.

This baby momma drama is killin' my game!
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4. baby momma drama

is...the constant phone calls to baby's father from baby's momma and child(ren) for any and all trivial needs:wants at any and all times of the day...and the baby's father goes running or gives up the credit card.
Momma calls or makes child call for money to provide for kids BS needs(?)- and she also needs money for all five of her other kids but only one of them is his and he drives to the ends of the earth to give it to her as many times as she can call in one day.

1. crazy bitch
(n.) A sexually crazy girl who loves to screw dirty, but will drive you mad otherwise through her bitchiness and insanity, you'll find many women fitting this description in hot night clubs.

Did you see John pick up that crazy bitch? She'll probably leave bite marks all over his pecker!
sex bitch screw fuck nasty dirty
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2. crazy bitch
A woman who after a break up slashes the tires on your car, burns your clothes, and tries to get you fired from your job then calls you the next day wanting to reconcile.

That crazy bitch keyed my car and then called me for a booty call!

crazy bitch krazy byotch insane woman
by Krazy Karma Aug 22, 2007 share this
3. Crazy Bitch
A girl who acts like she's never wrong, a very clingy bi polar girl who doesnt like when you talk to any girls.

"This crazy bitch wants to get married, its been 3 months!"
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7. crazy bitch
Often times a crazy bitch is woman who has suffered childhood sexual assault and as a result of the experience matures to be simultaneously sexually aggressive and unstable.

I refuse to go clubbing with Jenny she's constantly acting like she's going to fuck everyone, you can't go anywhere with that crazy bitch without getting into some kind of trouble. She needs to get help.
cock tease dick tease slut whore rape
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1. crazy ho
A single lady (usually neighbor with yippy dog) that watches you with binoculars and waits for you to do something wrong.
Crazy ho: "Your dog just pooped in my yard!!! Go pick it up!!!"

You: "You pick it up crazy ho, it's your yard! And get the fuck out of my house!"
annoying stalker bitch cat lady ho
by Blazaman May 16, 2010 sha

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2. crazy ho
a girl who is crazy at parties, crazy in everyday life, and just crazy in general. the best kind of crazy yet they are still hot even though they are defined as a crazy ho.

Wow, camille is such a crazy ho!Leann, stop being such a crazy ho!Camille just drunk texted me, what a crazy ho!Leann, get off the table you crazy ho!
crazyhopartyhotsexy
by thedefinitionofacrazyho Apr 15, 2011 share this

I love crazy bitches. I'm 2 much for these niggas and 3 much for these hoes

Welcome

“When I was a young man, full of vigor and devoid of knowledge, I often found myself confused and agitated by the actions of the ‘fairer’ sex. One day, upon my noticing my moodiness, my father pulled me aside and told me the three little words that would change my life. He leaned in and said ‘Son, Bitches is Crazy.’ As time passed, I’ve realized the wisdom of this simple phrase. When the ladies in my life start displaying their erratic behavior, I no longer let it bother me. I simply take a deep breath and tell myself ‘Bitches is Crazy.’”

- Leo, Co-founder bitchesiscrazy.biz

This web site is dedicated spreading the philosophy of “Bitches is Crazy.” It is intended for adults, preferably those with a sense of humor. Read more about it in our initial blog post.

damned big p... you be crazy! i cant keep up with all that lol.

For the last 6,000 years women needed a man just to survive. That all ended world with the social engineering of the past 60 years or so. Women are not the only ones having trouble adjusting to this brave new world. Men are losing interest in having anything to do with a family and that means there are millions of baby mamas out there who depend on money stolen from others by force to survive. Without those funds they and their spawn would starve to death. If the checks ever end women and men will return to "normal"

Question: Why do women expect half of everything during a divorce, bitchesiscrazy!!* You work hard, go to school to earn a higher degree to make more money for them to spend, then they expect you to do everything without them even asking; and when you don’t they get all CRAZY!* Then when the man finally grows his balls back and demands a divorce, they expect half.

Dear Ex-ball:

It’s all because of the fucking lawyers.* They’ve fucked up the best part of marriage, getting rid of a pain in the ass wife and nailing 20 year olds.* Now it costs a man 1/2 of what he has to be happy.* How is a man going to have enough bar money if he shells out half?

By the way, I speak for all men here… that’s what you get for getting married, dumbass.

boneheadbob said:

For the last 6,000 years women needed a man just to survive. That all ended world with the social engineering of the past 60 years or so. Women are not the only ones having trouble adjusting to this brave new world. Men are losing interest in having anything to do with a family and that means there are millions of baby mamas out there who depend on money stolen from others by force to survive. Without those funds they and their spawn would starve to death. If the checks ever end women and men will return to "normal"

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Wow that was deep for real

Question: As a female, I am not necessarily arguing the fact that “Bitches is Crazy”* That being said, I was wondering what your thoughts were on one of the main contributors of this “craziness” being the stupidity of boys and the effects on a woman’s psyche.
Dear Perspective:

Way to take responsibility for your own actions.* Women pawn so much shit off onto men and blame them for every fucking thing that happens to them.

To answer your question, there are no such external factors to craziness. Have you ever heard of someone developing schizophrenia because of his friends? Of course not. Your craziness lies between your legs.

Damn P, I can't even give this the attention it deserves. I'll come back and read it all.

One thing I do know is bitches be crazy..fureal..

boneheadbob said:

For the last 6,000 years women needed a man just to survive. That all ended world with the social engineering of the past 60 years or so. Women are not the only ones having trouble adjusting to this brave new world. Men are losing interest in having anything to do with a family and that means there are millions of baby mamas out there who depend on money stolen from others by force to survive. Without those funds they and their spawn would starve to death. If the checks ever end women and men will return to "normal"

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LMFAO. +rep

This is funny

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crazy bitches need to be slapped

Well saturday was my crazy ass bitches 29th year, driving my ass crazy. LMAO Crazy ass bitches