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Mickey O'Neil

Mickey O'Neil

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I was sent back to earth from heaven to warn you that the 72 virgins are just dead babies from masturbating.. so they're fairly plentiful.
 
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Bonzo Mendoza

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We had a streetwide garage sale on the street I live on today. Early a.m., I was shlepping boxes of stuff to stack on the shelves of the neighbor with the cement front yard across the street that is big enuf to have the sale on.

To make a long story short ... I keep a certain stash of especially fine homegrown bud hidden away in a ceramic apothecary jar that says "Foxhall" on it waaaaaay in the back of the storage room where (I thought) nobody would ever find it. My wife was standing around chatting with the nieghbors stacking stuff on the shelves to display and sell. Just as I walked up with another box of stuff to drop off, I see her pull my Foxhall stach jar out of the box she was working on and place it on a shelf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I couldn't believe it. That jar was half full of some vintage indica buds - hard sugary nugs, and some of the best I have ever grown.

I grabbed it!!!

My wife said "Oops!"

Thank Heavens i was there before some fat lady snatched up my Foxhall jar and indica stach
 
RainbowBrite86

RainbowBrite86

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[video]http://now.msn.com/living/0421-obese-cat.aspx[/video]
MORBIDLY OBESE CAT IS EQUIVALENT TO 600-LB HUMAN
This fat cat is hilarious! He's also really, really sick, which is the tradeoff for being morbidly obese. Two-year-old "Meow" weighs 39 pounds, merely 27 more than he should, reports Santa Fe's KRQE. He's the equivalent of a 600-pound human, with a really silly name to boot. One thing he's not is a world record: Guinness listed the fattest-ever housecat at 47 pounds, before it stopped keep the records to discourage overfeeding. "Meow" has the excuse of an 87-year-old owner, who recently turned him over to a Santa Fe shelter because she could no longer handle him. Prepare for a news report with one too many "Shrek" references, while Meow prepares for Cat Zumba.
 
Josh3235

Josh3235

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RainbowBrite86 said:
[video]http://now.msn.com/living/0421-obese-cat.aspx[/video]
MORBIDLY OBESE CAT IS EQUIVALENT TO 600-LB HUMAN
This fat cat is hilarious! He's also really, really sick, which is the tradeoff for being morbidly obese. Two-year-old "Meow" weighs 39 pounds, merely 27 more than he should, reports Santa Fe's KRQE. He's the equivalent of a 600-pound human, with a really silly name to boot. One thing he's not is a world record: Guinness listed the fattest-ever housecat at 47 pounds, before it stopped keep the records to discourage overfeeding. "Meow" has the excuse of an 87-year-old owner, who recently turned him over to a Santa Fe shelter because she could no longer handle him. Prepare for a news report with one too many "Shrek" references, while Meow prepares for Cat Zumba.
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I want that cat!
 
ANC

ANC

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German nymphomaniac strikes again

A German nymphomaniac who was arrested after forcing a man to make love to her eight times has struck again, this time keeping her victim on the go for 36 hours.
The 31-year-old man was found weeping on the street outside her apartment in Munich by police.
He escaped from the apartment when she fell asleep.
The man told officers: “I met her on a bus. She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can’t walk. Please help me.”
Police confirmed his ordeal in a press statement.
The 47-year-old woman has been taken into a hospital for psychiatric observation.
Last month, her first victim, Dieter Schulz, 43, guided police to her flat using his cellphone while standing naked on her balcony.
He told officers: “She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out - and I cannot go on!”
When police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a 'quickie.'
They declined. - Daily Mail
 
RainbowBrite86

RainbowBrite86

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ANC said:
German nymphomaniac strikes again

A German nymphomaniac who was arrested after forcing a man to make love to her eight times has struck again, this time keeping her victim on the go for 36 hours.
The 31-year-old man was found weeping on the street outside her apartment in Munich by police.
He escaped from the apartment when she fell asleep.
The man told officers: “I met her on a bus. She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can’t walk. Please help me.”
Police confirmed his ordeal in a press statement.
The 47-year-old woman has been taken into a hospital for psychiatric observation.
Last month, her first victim, Dieter Schulz, 43, guided police to her flat using his cellphone while standing naked on her balcony.
He told officers: “She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out - and I cannot go on!”
When police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a 'quickie.'
They declined. - Daily Mail
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Too funny!
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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RainbowBrite86 said:
[video]http://now.msn.com/living/0421-obese-cat.aspx[/video]
MORBIDLY OBESE CAT IS EQUIVALENT TO 600-LB HUMAN
This fat cat is hilarious! He's also really, really sick, which is the tradeoff for being morbidly obese. Two-year-old "Meow" weighs 39 pounds, merely 27 more than he should, reports Santa Fe's KRQE. He's the equivalent of a 600-pound human, with a really silly name to boot. One thing he's not is a world record: Guinness listed the fattest-ever housecat at 47 pounds, before it stopped keep the records to discourage overfeeding. "Meow" has the excuse of an 87-year-old owner, who recently turned him over to a Santa Fe shelter because she could no longer handle him. Prepare for a news report with one too many "Shrek" references, while Meow prepares for Cat Zumba.
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Santa Fe. The same city where a lady brought her frozen dog into the SPCA, plopped it down on a counter and demanded a new dog. She went on vacation and left the dog chained in the back yard. The temps hit around -13 F (-25 for you celsius followers). The dog froze to death in the back yard. She got in some trouble for that. She actually brought the frozen dog into the SPCA. Like she had to trade it in or something. I still shake my head over that.
 
Orithil

Orithil

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Carne Seca said:
Santa Fe. The same city where a lady brought her frozen dog into the SPCA, plopped it down on a counter and demanded a new dog. She went on vacation and left the dog chained in the back yard. The temps hit around -13 F (-25 for you celsius followers). The dog froze to death in the back yard. She got in some trouble for that. She actually brought the frozen dog into the SPCA. Like she had to trade it in or something. I still shake my head over that.
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These are the type of stories that make me consider breeding permits a good idea.
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Carne Seca said:
Santa Fe. The same city where a lady brought her frozen dog into the SPCA, plopped it down on a counter and demanded a new dog. She went on vacation and left the dog chained in the back yard. The temps hit around -13 F (-25 for you celsius followers). The dog froze to death in the back yard. She got in some trouble for that. She actually brought the frozen dog into the SPCA. Like she had to trade it in or something. I still shake my head over that.
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Makes you want to cringe and do bodily harm to someone like that. I hate to say it, but I'd turn in people for animal abuse.

So take this as a warning treat your animals well or you might be getting a visit.
 
ANC

ANC

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In Australia, a disagreement between two next-door neighbors over noise escalated into a unbelievable bloody battle, where one's finger was hacked off with a Samurai sword and the other's arm was nearly severed with a chainsaw.While Mark Jorgensen and Troy Thorton's families had been feuding for some time—think Hatfied/McCoy-level animosity—this particular brawl began with a simple noise complaint. One that Jorgensen made with sword in hand. So Thorton, allegedly unarmed when his nemesis approached, reached for his trusty chainsaw to defend his homefront.
Now Thorton is down a digit and Jorgensen will likely lose an arm. It's unfortunate, and also extreme and borderline deranged.

But it raises an important question: would you rather fight your neighbor with a sword or a chainsaw?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2138259/Neighbours-war-Bloody-chainsaw-battle-sees-mans-arm-severed--anothers-finger-chopped-SAMURAI-sword.html
 
RainbowBrite86

RainbowBrite86

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Carne Seca said:
Santa Fe. The same city where a lady brought her frozen dog into the SPCA, plopped it down on a counter and demanded a new dog. She went on vacation and left the dog chained in the back yard. The temps hit around -13 F (-25 for you celsius followers). The dog froze to death in the back yard. She got in some trouble for that. She actually brought the frozen dog into the SPCA. Like she had to trade it in or something. I still shake my head over that.
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Shit like this really makes you wonder about people... Who does something like that? Letting the dog freeze to death is bad enough. Plopping it down on the ocunter like it was a defective model for dying is absurd.
 
Josh3235

Josh3235

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Carne Seca said:
Santa Fe. The same city where a lady brought her frozen dog into the SPCA, plopped it down on a counter and demanded a new dog. She went on vacation and left the dog chained in the back yard. The temps hit around -13 F (-25 for you celsius followers). The dog froze to death in the back yard. She got in some trouble for that. She actually brought the frozen dog into the SPCA. Like she had to trade it in or something. I still shake my head over that.
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Why do some people want animals if their not going to take care of them? I don't understand that. I would have had that bitch arrested or SOMETHING. I don't know why the SPCA didn't do anything. Obviously the TWO frozen dogs were abused.
 
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