Blaze & Daze

Metasynth said:

I feel like most fans, or at least the motors and parts are mainly manufactured in China for the most part, and a lot of those factories have terrible quality control issues…so it doesn’t REALLY matter what you choose, there are gonna be good ones and bad ones in every batch…so if you get lucky with one brand, you may become loyal, or unlucky with another brand and have a bad impression of them, mostly based on the fact that these things are made as fast as possible, in the largest quantities possible as to facilitate the most profit for those manufacturers…

Basically, I’d say just don’t overthink it,

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DarkWeb said:

Yeah and a big hardware store brand has a lot more people to piss off if the shit sucks lol

After my 3rd fan I just went to the hardware store. I can get another one fast if needed and it's cheaper.

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Metasynth said:

I could do corporate cold-cut sandwich shops next if y’all want.

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Metasynth said:

I just crack the tent and shove a Hardee’s straw in the side, blow real hard.

Their biggest fucking contribution to humanity.

Fuck you, Carls Jr


fuck you

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shnkrmn said:

And 8 inches is too big. Different situations call for different solutions.

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TCH said:

As long as you leave Jimmy John's out of the blast radius!!!

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DarkWeb said:

I like Wendy's

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Metasynth said:

Dave Thomas is a sir. May the memory of that man be forever on the tongue of our ancestors.

Jimmy John’s, however, is a good sandwich shop if you just want A FUCKING PIECE OF BREAD. Seriously, it’s a fucking sandwich, I didn’t just order a goddamned baguette! Where’s the meat? And if you DO order the ONE sandwich that has meat on it, the Gargantuan, you’re treated to a fucking wall of every mish mashed kind of meat they serve, with no moisture. Like, I thought only your in-laws turkey was supposed to be that fucking dry? I took a bite, and my fucking tear ducts closed up from dehydration after it sucked all the liquid out of my body? Are you trying to kill someone, Jimmy? What the hell, man?!?

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TCH said:

1. I concur about Dave. Especially as long as he keeps offering the frosty key tag every year.

B. So much for being clear of the blast radius

III. What is this? Amateur hour? When you order the gargantuan, ya gotta say, extra mayo, extra sauce!!!

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Metasynth said:

I only want THAT much meat in my mouth if I’m being paid for it, bruh

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Metasynth said:

Seriously, it’s like, either Jimmy John’s is giving me a fucking breadstick with one slice of meat on it, or the whole goddamn deli section at the supermarket all on one piece of bread. There is no happy medium. What am I supposed to do!? Order the Gargantuan and say “less meat, but let me pay the full fucking price?”. Or am I supposed to order a regular sandwich and just get extra meat x2, and pay double for a fucking sandwich that, let’s be honest, is mids at best? No way am I walking out of jimmy johns happy.

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Metasynth said:

Seriously, it’s like, either Jimmy John’s is giving me a fucking breadstick with one slice of meat on it, or the whole goddamn deli section at the supermarket all on one piece of bread. There is no happy medium. What am I supposed to do!? Order the Gargantuan and say “less meat, but let me pay the full fucking price?”. Or am I supposed to order a regular sandwich and just get extra meat x2, and pay double for a fucking sandwich that, let’s be honest, is mids at best? No way am I walking out of jimmy johns happy.

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Metasynth said:

But I mean, I guess we gotta recognize the fact that Subway had a spokesperson who had sex with underage girls and boys…cause that happened.

and then there was the whole 11 inch “footlong” scandal…

and who can forget about the the fact that their bread contained the rubber softening compound azodicarbonamide…

but I mean, 5 dollar footlongs, right?

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