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I sometimes wonder I'd they caught that ride on the space ship, or whatever they were hoping for
Fun fact in 1997 while I was in college, I walked into the fraternity house after my evening Symphony rehearsal, the night the cult tried to hitchhike a lift on the space ship behind Hail Bop. A bunch of guys were watching the live news broadcast in the TV room when I walked in and they're looking very somber.
I say, "WTF is going on?" One of my friends replies, "Your shoe brothers all off'ed themselves to catch a space taxi."
I look at him and say, "Shoe brothers, what the hell are you talking ...."
I see the TV and all these corpses wearing the exact same shoe I was wearing at the moment, which I had just purchased a few days before. The only pair of Nike's I could afford on sale for $24.99, after just dropping $400 for a used tux to wear in the symphony gigs.
If I'm not wearing my Doc Marten's, to this day I'll still be wearing the Heaven's Gate discount line of cheapest Nike's. The last time I replaced my shoe in 2016, they had the Nike logo to red from white, the first change to the line since the cult did their cyanide jello shots.
It's time to replace them again, time to check the sales and look for my cult shoes.