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Laughing Grass

Laughing Grass

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RetiredToker76 said:
I'm going to have to remember that one for when mine is a little bit older.

She's 13 now, so the dad jokes are mostly sedate with occasional tastes of mildly inappropriate. She had a friend over and there was a silent moment where no one was saying anything and I popped in, "So while I was waiting for you guys to get here I saw the strangest damned thing in the front yard. There were these two huge black birds, and they were stuck together at the wing side by side. They were flipping around and I couldn't figure out what the hell was going on." At this point I had the wife, kid, and friend captivated in the story.

"So I opened the door to get a closer look, and I'll be damned, a couple of Vel-Crows had landed in the yard."

My wife's head hit the table so hard she bounced, my child got up and walked away in shame, her friend sat there trying so hard to not-laugh that tears had started streaming. It was then I was informed that their dad didn't do dad jokes at home and it was a new experience.

I took off the gloves at that moment and was insufferable the entire night.
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Keep doing it! She'll tell you stop, shake her head or leave the room, but those are the things you look back on and smile.
 
StareCase

StareCase

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Immature ... aaannnddd loving it!

We haven't even touched on Father-In-Law jokes - which sort of border on disrupting the space-time continuum. Dads, who get major eye rolls for telling Dad Jokes, still do major face palms when they hear Father-In-Law jokes.

Why does it suddenly feel like November 5th, 1955?
 
Laughing Grass

Laughing Grass

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StareCase said:
Immature ... aaannnddd loving it!

We haven't even touched on Father-In-Law jokes - which sort of border on disrupting the space-time continuum. Dads, who get major eye rolls for telling Dad Jokes, still do major face palms when they hear Father-In-Law jokes.

Why does it suddenly feel like November 5th, 1955?
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My soon to be FIL doesn't speak a word of English.
 
TCH

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TCH said:
Good morning. Boss wants to play disc golf, so we are gonna go play front 9 at the course by his house/shop at lunch today. Hopefully the rain holds off til after 1 like it's supposed to.
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Well, that was a 3.5 hour lunch. Haha And I lost a disc. He wanted to keep playing after 9 so we did. Then I lost a disc and we spent 30-40 minutes looking for it. No dice. Then we went to taco bell and took our sweet time. Then we got back to the shop and he wanted to show me what he plans on doing with his house for 30+ minutes.
 
BobBitchen

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BudmanTX said:
Morning all.....how's everyone doing, like usual it's still hot.....it will be our hotest today expecting 108 today...ugh wish this crap would go away...

welp it's taco time......potato and egg it is.....

btw SoCal you have a storm coming, pay attention to the weather man please and be safe....
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1692193597154869721

:peace:
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Expecting 20+ foot surf off the point down the street.
Will not go out, will film.
Taco in hand...8-)
 
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