bodhi seeds

Leatherneck0311

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i just want to have the opportunity to ride public transportation with bodhi, I mean Chad Kensington , and talk about his hashplant male. Hopefully he will be my
Guru and help me find a real life. In this life or the next. I mean , Honestly I have no idea what anyones talking about just growing plants here. I don’t get it?
 

MICHI-CAN

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"BODHI TAKES TWO THINGS AND MAKES SOMETHING INCREDIBLE!!!!! SO UNIQUE AND RARE THE TERPS THE TERPS!!!"

BODHI TAKES TWO THINGS THAT WERE FINE ON THEIR OWN AND CROSSES THEM SO HE CAN MAKE MORE MONEY. THE RESULT DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO EXIST AND Y'ALL ARE DROOLING OVER THEM HARDER THAN NECESSARY. SO ODD
Like you and your profile pic I assume. As it is yet another attempt to instigate.

My last reply and suggest the community let you embolism on your own.
WOW!!!???????????????
 

Leatherneck0311

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WELCOME TO MY WORLD. MENTION RONALD CRAMPTON ONCE. SUDDENLY DAIRY QUEEN BLIZZARD PROMOS ARE OFF-LIMITS TO CHICKEN TENDER COUPON HOLDERS. BTW INVITING YOU TO THE DQ REDDIT IT'S A SAFE SPACE
Will consider if I am allowed at least one promo for Bodhis new collab with mass medical (pu tang x old mama ghani)
 

ManofTREE

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Aside from bodhi having dank he has an awesome perspective on life. After listening to both his potcast it really does give you a different outlook on things, and for me it made me worry about the little things less. That dude typing in all caps has a mental complex and needs to devote some time to positive things instead of negative. Just my two cents. Happy growing all
 

YardG

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YOU'RE NOT THAT DISCRIMINATING WHEN IT COMES TO CHARACTER YOU ARE LIKE BFF'S WITH MASS MEDICAL AND GGG. THOSE DUDES ARE A BUNCH OF SCUMBAG HYPE CORNBALLS. AND YOU DEFINITELY VOUCH FOR THEM SELLING THEIR STUFF IN YOUR STORE. I WOULD FEEL PRETTY SHITTY IF GOT SUCKERED INTO BUYING THEIR GEAR BECAUSE I BELIEVED IN THE INTEGRITY OF YOUR WEBSITE THEN FOUND OUT LATER THEY WERE A BUNCH OF SUPER LAME GWEEBS.

ALSO OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! FOR ALL THE CBD STRAINS YOU SENT AS FREEBIES. I LOVE GROWING FAKE WEED! CBD RULES!!!! CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND MONTHS GROWING THOSE CRAZY COOL CBD CROSSES. YOU DA MAN! CBD OVER THC ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.

BUT YEAH I FIGURE I GROW BODHI GEAR SO THAT'S PRETTY SPECIAL. I'M THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO PRETENDS TO SMELL NOTES OF LEATHER, VANILLA, DRAGONFRUIT WHEN I WAFT VAPORS OF SWIRLED WINE. WHEN REALLY IT SMELLS LIKE FERMENTED GRAPE. AND ONLY FERMENTED GRAPE.

I JUST LOVE HOW NO ONE IS ABLE TO SEE THAT THEY'RE VICTIMS OF MARKETING. "BODHI" IS A BUSINESSMAN. HIS REAL NAME'S PROBABLY RONALD CRAMPTON OR SOMETHING YUPPIE/CORNBALL LIKE THAT. ALTRUISM DOESN'T EXIST. "BODHI" IS A BUSINESS HE'S NOT A PILLAR OF THE "COMMUNITY." ALL OF YOU ARE REALLY ENERGETIC CONSUMERS AND YOU'VE ALL BUILT A REALLY HYPED UP COMFORT WORLD FOR YOU ALL TO TRANSACT WITH. IT FEELS MAGICAL BECAUSE THAT'S HOW VALUE SYSTEMS AND BELIEF PSYCHOLOGY WORK.

IT'S JUST WORTH POINTING THIS OUT BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TOO EASILY TRICKED. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO BUYING THINGS. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO BELIEVING IN THINGS.

I LOVED THE RECENT "OMG YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT VAULT TREASURES I HAVE JUST YOU WAIT FOR THIS UPCOMING SPRING!!!"

EXCELLENT TACTIC. RECYCLE THAT ONE EVERY THREE YEARS.

YOU KNOW WHO'S WAY MORE SPECIAL? PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY WORK THE LANDRACES INTO USABLE/POTENT/GROWABLE FORM.

LIKE MANDALA SEEDS. LIKE ACE SEEDS.

NOT THIS BODHI ENDLESS HYBRID CRAP.

YOU GUYS ARE LIKE MAGIC THE GATHERING GWEEBS. "OH SUCH AND SUCH THIS PACK. NO THIS PACK. HEY CHECK THIS PACK." I MEAN IT'S GIVEN YOU HAVE TO BUY LIKE X AMOUNT OF PACKS IF YOU WANT TO FIND SOMETHING GOOD. LIKE WILLY WONKA CHOCOLATE GOLDEN TICKET. THAT'S A GIVEN DUDE. WE ALL UNDERSTAND THAT. THOSE ARE THE RULES OF THE GAME.

ALL A BUNCH OF NAME FETISHES. NAMING THINGS HAS BECOME MORE IMPORTANT THAN OTHER MORE IMPORTANT THINGS. HAVING 96000 PRODUCTS.

OH MY GOD A THREE KINGS MOTHER. AWESOME! OH COOL... HE CROSSED IT TO SSDD WHICH MAINLY PASSES ON TIREDNESS. BODHI ROCKS!

ALSO I LOVE! THAT ROLLITUP DELETES ANY DISSENT WITHIN LIKE 2 HOURS.

MUST KEEP THE COMMUNITY SAFE FROM UNSAVORY DISSENT.

MUST MAKE THIS A PURE FART SMELLING ZONE AND MASTURBATORY-POSITIVE SHARE SPACE.

"Y'ALL NEED TO EXAMINE ALL THIS RETARDED BODHI HYPE ENDLESS HYBRIDS ETC..."

- - - - MUST NOT BE READ! THE VERY THOUGHT! GASP!!!!!!

THIS THREAD IS A JOKE. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF CORNBALL DELUXES.

LEATHERNECK. HILLBILL. YARD. ALL YOU WELL KNOWN MEMBERS. GO HAVE REAL LIVES! TAKE A SHOWER MAKE A LIST OF GOALS. NOT THIS INTERNET FAKE LIFE HASHTAG THREAD LIFE. BUNCH OF BODHI DICKRIDER HYPELORDS. YOU FART LORDS EVER HEAR OF YARD WORK???

AND THEN I POST AND Y'ALL ARE LIKE. "DURR THAT DUDE MUST GOT BURNED BY THE INDUSTRY. ALL MY BODHI GEAR IS WELL ABOVE MEH. WHAT A TROLL. TROLLS ARE BAD DURR."

SHAME ON YOU. FOR BEING VICTIMS OF MARKETING AND ACTIVE REINFORCES OF BODHI ENDLESS HYBRID HYPE. IT TAKES ZERO WORK TO PUT OUT ALL THOSE 96000 HYBRID PACKS. ASK PEOPLE FOR THEIR VALUABLE MOTHERS. CROSS THEM WITH YOUR ENDLESS STABLE OF UNINTERESTING NONDOCUMENTED MALES. "UHH IT PASSES ON POTENCY, FROST, STRUCTURE AND VIGOR."

SURE IT DOES... HYBRIDS FOREVER!!!!!
I laughed a little, I sighed a little. I got mentioned in the vicinity of Leatherneck and Hillbill? #lifegoals!

I'm all for people having opinions, on the other hand I cannot abide people dissing masturbation.

For the record I have heard of yard work, but I'm going for more of an Olmstedian vibe, if Olmsted was a lazy fuck who barely bothered cutting the grass.
 

Leatherneck0311

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I laughed a little, I sighed a little. I got mentioned in the vicinity of Leatherneck and Hillbill? #lifegoals!

I'm all for people having opinions, on the other hand I cannot abide people dissing masturbation.

For the record I have heard of yard work, but I'm going for more of an Olmstedian vibe, if Olmsted was a lazy fuck who barely bothered cutting the grass.
I was suprised my name was mentioned first as I really don’t give a shit and just comment for fun I grow tons of different breeders stuff. Real weird honestly….. but I’ve been worse in life so I can’t say anything lol
 

Dreaming1

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Could one of you guys point me towards the masturbatory-positive share space? Thanks.
The smell of a pure fart...wtf is that? I thought a koala fart might be good because they eat eucalyptus. It is not. It is sooo bad.
Im out of bodhi packs, but id spend my money on more. I like the variety. Im the type of guy that likes to dig through the genetic possibilities.
I love the all caps guy. He makes me look sane. I just posted thanking bad dawg for a CBD cross. :-D
 

Thegermling

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Third Hollyweed pulled, been hanging for week and in the jar only four days. Even though pre-cure, I had to try it based on the other two I grew. Thick smoke, due to the geasyness of the bud. Does the trick quick and the high lasts as long as any. This one is more kushy than the other two, soft kush like the HPK. Might even get some vanilla-marshmallow when it gets done curing, fingers crossed. If you have Hollyweed, pop em, if you don't get some.
Any hpk leaners? I have a pack of hollowed and pura vida f2’s. The lapk is more bubba dom while the hpk is more of an og without the lemon. More of a lime. I managed to get some hpk s1’s from e game over seeds and I popped them last week. I plan to compare those to hollyweed and pura vida. I love pk
 

Zett66

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Funny and sad how someone can get THAT angry over other peoples preferences...Ive grown different breeders genetics and they are all pretty good. None of them I tired are as affortable as Bodhi though. Ive seen these Brisco Bargain beans, ok they are cheaper, but thats about it...What a waste of enrgy that must have been to write up LOL....just took down my MangoHP F2 clone and most nugs are ROCK hard...Ive seen jaws has a strain he took to F10 and I just finished his FPOG F4 which turned out awesome as well. Very uniform. I could not say really which genetics are better, its personal preference and in the end you need so find a plant that suits your needs and grow what is fun for you. I Love growing a different strainn every single run
 

YardG

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I didn't take it that seriously, it seemed like someone was really enjoying trolling everybody (dragging GLG into it for no reason, that reeks of trying to get a rise out of people).

That said, totally agree with this ^ on the preferences front. People should grow what they like regardless of what anyone else might think.

Also, if you're going tell us we're all deluded and doing it wrong you could at least tell us what we should be buying.
 

0potato0

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Dang i missed the all caps guy again. I suspect it's Mr B himself trolling us...
Thing is if he didn't all cap and broke his post into smaller parts and posted then in the corresponding threads then there would be legit points that he has that are worth discussing and are hard to ignore.
 
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hillbill

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1 Babylon Buster smells like fuel and oranges today. Nice to train and stockier than last 2 I ran. Very sticky, few new pistils with most a blonde/rust. Surprisingly narrow leaves after first few. Good bud/junk ratio after early aggressive defoliation. Buds like bunches of small hard pine cones. Calyxes need to swell. Most cloudy trykes with 30% clear.

3 Soulmates at 48 days extremely tryke covered and as loud as it gets, right there with Space Monkey! Pine, Cedar and heavy fuel as well as strong raw weed. Got my carbon scrubber as well as carbon exhaust goin on. Big crowded trichs.

Ordered Sun Ra, Deep Line Alchemy #9, Dreadneck and Jabalagod from GLG.
 
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