Another ssdd pic. She had a nanner but i dont have yhe heart to take her down. ...she gave me that "U luv me right?" face
View attachment 3583478But i hate wen she shits indoors lol
Haha just like my puppies!! Shit in the house then give me that face!
Cool JD im glad to put u over the millennial mark!! Sometimes i wish i could double like some of yr guys posts hah!!
So if me and ssdd starred in a play it would prob go a lil something like this...
[SSDD] (center stage) - ringing a bell "servant, come here"
[Me] (enter stage left)- dragging ass "yes ssdd what can i do for you?"
[SSDD] -"IM HUNGRY!!"
[Me]- "what, ssdd, its 430am, and i just fed you!"
[SSDD]- "I SAID IM HUNGRY, NOW!" Spits out a leaf and hold scissors up to one of her colas.
[ME]- "ok, maam, ok my apologies ill get you something to eat, your highness" -returns w food- "here u go"
[SSDD]-"whats this? I want More!!"
[ME]- "yr majesty idk if thats a good idea"
[SSDD]-"MORE!!"
[ME]- puts foot down "now listen here young lady, u can have more when u eat what i gave you"
[SSDD] "FINE!" Throws silver spoon down, crosses arms, slouches down in chair, stares at food with an angry disgusted face.
[me] - (exit stage left)- walks away tired, worn, beaten. Thinking: "i hope to god she eats instead of sitting there pouting, commencing hungar strike". - drags ass to edge of bed, falls face first onto bed... Dies of exhaustion...
[Ssdd] - looks around, looks at food, picks up silver spoon and begins to eat, much to her delight, begins shoveling food into her mouth- "mmm this bat shit is delicious!!"
Lol yes, i have too much time on my hands, geez i need to get away from this farm for a day or two hahaha