Breaking Bad

Actually that show had some pretty funny shit going on. When Walt's in Hank's office and says " I made mistakes" and grabs at Hanks hands like some weak little man, Walt knows that shit will chase Hank out of the office. And the way Cranston does it is hilarious. Then when Mike is explaining the rules to Lydia, that exchange at the end is great.
"LYDIA! Look AT ME...Tell me what 's gonna happen next?"
"You'll pull out your gun and shoot me."
"And where will I shoot you?"
"In the head."
"In the head, that's right. And it's a pistol. Not a gun." plus his "Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head" line to Jesse. The way Banks says that shit is hilarious to me. They should give him a show!

And Skyler and Walt's little back and forth;
"Out burying bodies?"
"Robbin' a train."

It's always been a funny show in a way. A very dark way .

You just knew something really bad was going to happen, there was just too much tension in that train scene. Too bad that kid had to die, but keep in mind that Walt and Jesse said in prepping for the robbery, 'no one other than us can ever know that this robbery went down. Nobody.' Dude just took them seriously, plus he's getting $10k a week off this venture...

DuplicatePie said:

I know it's not the most ideal of situations, but when you think about the fact that you will almost certainly eventually be sitting in prison for life (or worse) because of that kid, he had to go. “There are two kinds of heists. Those where the guys get away with it. And those where the guys leave witnesses.”

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Love the Quote!!

thats the only part i didnt like...the kid being shot. used to be kids were off limits in movies. now all bets are off. shame on the writers for going down that dark road. neg rep breaking bad.

SOMEBEECH said:

Love the Quote!!

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Just too bad I can't take credit for it. If you missed it, Mike said it early on in the episode.

JohnnyGreenfingers said:

Maybe. Maybe not. Completely irrelevant though.
She made the super douchebag threat, and then when he was the only person who could save her life (quite easily, too) we saw Karma stroll into the room instead.

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Well, I just watched Skyler tell Walt to go to the pigs for having a black eye. When does she get it? lol

As a afther I would have beaten that kid to death for having a glass jar in his shirt while riding. I thought at first he was gonna fall and bleed out or something. Evolution would have gotten that kid sooner or later. At least it happened before his parents really started to love him.

'I'm in the Empire business'. Awesome. That was the most uncomfortable dinner EVER. Good for Walt to stick up for the choice of what to do with his share of the methylamine, fuck Jesse and Mike! This is all gonna end so badly...

I love breaking bad its the shit! skyler obviously is fucking everything up that dumb bitch

If I were Walt I would have grabbed the pistol from Mike's pants and blew his nuts into his trachea. I swear all that dumb fuck is good for is loosing tails and intimidating people. He let some woman who tried to have him killed live! GENIUS! I know someone is gonna say something about how she led them to the Methylamine, but who gives a shit. They would have been able to get the shit somewhere no matter what. After I murdered Mike for thinking he was a tough guy I would just manipulate Jesse as I always do and make him do whatever I want. Of course if Walt were me, then I would just pull my .40 cal from its holster and then blew his nuts into his trachea. One way or another that fucking dork is dead by the end of the episode. Also, if I were Walt I would have pulled my dick out at the end and told Mike to suck it. Does dumb ass Mike really think he's going to kill the ONLY person who knows where all the methylamine is? Where will he get the $ to pay off the scum who are prison that will rat his old dumb ass out to the DEA the second their hazard pay is gone? How will he stop the DEA from arresting him and causing his granddaughters life to go into a downward spiral? Therefore I (being Walt) would tell him if he wanted his and his families life to not disintegrate that he had to fellate me.

futureprospects said:

I love breaking bad its the shit! skyler obviously is fucking everything up that dumb bitch

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I think Walt's got a barrel already picked out for Skyler...

I hope so. The creators want you to hate her... and they do a damn good job too.

This latest episode is especially bad.

Walt is pretty much a bitch trying to be with her though. It doesn't make any sense, just adds that dynamic to the show I guess. I think they could do without it though.

If the end of the show is some epic Skyler vs Walt show down I'm gonna be fuckin pissed. Like Skyler trying to out smart him and going to the cops and turns into an episode of 24. I'll fucking kill myself, I swear to god.

billybob420 said:

If the end of the show is some epic Skyler vs Walt show down I'm gonna be fuckin pissed. Like Skyler trying to out smart him and going to the cops and turns into an episode of 24. I'll fucking kill myself, I swear to god.

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Yes, that sounds like it would make for the worst episode and the worst ending to the show.

It's interesting how many people root for Walt, despite the fact the guy is obviously the worst kind of human being alive.

Great show.

OGEvilgenius said:

It's interesting how many people root for Walt, despite the fact the guy is obviously the worst kind of human being alive.

Great show.

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If you think a meth cook is really the worst kind of person you need to start watching the news more often. I'm not defending meth cooks/dealers in real life, but I think that we all know there are people who are way worse than them.

Walt is likable..so what if he cooks meth? ..he is a business man and never crossed anyone who did not cross him first or had it coming.

What about that thing he does to Jessie's bird's son at the end of last season? I think walt lost his likeability durring the Gus saga. I love this series so far but I'm worried they are gona do a 'The Shield' with it.