Broke, hungry, bored, and out of weed

Growingforpeace

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Feeling pretty shitty. Im broke and out of weed. Im also kinda hungry because im on a diet and cutting calories. Also nothing to do tonight and even there was probably couldnt drink because of my diet. Subsequently I am not a happy camper.
 

slowbus

New Member
you picked a really shitty time to diet.If you are broke,bored and hungry who gives a fuck if you're fat?
 

NightOwlBono

Well-Known Member
Can't drink on a diet?
drinking is my diet......gin,gin,bowl,gin,gin,puke,gin,gin,bowl,bowl,gin,puke,gin,gin,gin,gin puke
 

mr sunshine

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U shuld go pick up the nastiest prostitute money can buy and eat out her smelly slit. Then you shuld ask her to shit in your hand rub it on your face and shave like a real man!dam i just made myself hard.
 

shrxhky420

Well-Known Member
McDonald's is hiring, I think you get a free fry every shift... problem solved. Or disconnect your internet and use the money you save for food, I hear panhandling pays well
Talk to fin for expert advice
SH420
 

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
if hes a college student he might live in a dorm which supplies internet.
 

skunkd0c

Well-Known Member
Feeling pretty shitty. Im broke and out of weed. Im also kinda hungry because im on a diet and cutting calories. Also nothing to do tonight and even there was probably couldnt drink because of my diet. Subsequently I am not a happy camper.
sniff glue! it is calorie free and cheap
apparently this works for the starving children Africa too

peace
 
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