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Have you EVER done any Broscience on your plants ?

  • Yes

    Votes: 89 61.4%
  • Hell no

    Votes: 33 22.8%
  • I ain’t sayin

    Votes: 23 15.9%

  • Total voters
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hotrodharley

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Rudolph Steiner was definitely on to something. I would not discount biodynamics. He was attempting to create synergy within systems with as little “industrial input” as possible. Check out Dragonfly Earth Medicine on Instagram, or see what’s trending in CA and Oregon with both fun sun and dep growers.
Hugelkultur beds, KNF regimes, an increased awareness that vigor, health, and soil tilth are correlated to practices not purchasing nutrients in a bottle. All related to biodynamic principles.

For all the practices in biodynamic farming everyone always goes to the dung in a horn. I’ve never tried it, but.... it would be interesting to give it a go. Perhaps 2021. I believe you let it sit for months if not a full year.

I see it more as intention and awareness of your surroundings. The more you pay attention to the details right? I’ll report back if I try it.

As for crystals ? I know of at least one large grow (176,000 sq feet approximately) of covered mixed light ( give you 1 guess what state it’s in) that recently hired a consultant/crystal shaman to put energized smoky quartz crystals in a grid in 1/4 of its space as an experiment.

I asked how it went and apparently management had to have a meeting with the fieldworkers and techs that they are not allowed to take home any crystals they stumble across. All the workers were taking the smaller crystals when they came across them!
I think the crystal consultant sounds like a dream gig!

Anyway it is always fun to have a laugh and the visual of a solemn shaman placing crystals in a mega industrial scale grow is paradoxical and deserves a chuckle.

Not trying to be too contradictory, Just stir the pot a little today ;) and love your user name maxsnax.

As for my favorite bro science ?? It actually works

Homemade triacantrol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triacontanol
Aka Melissyl alcohol

Link here


Favorite bro science that is seems like a scam?.
Gotta be be enzymes in a gallon that’s been sitting for years in a hot warehouse for hundreds of dollars.
You can make enzymes for practically free. ( fruit, molasses and a tiny bit of fleishcmans baking yeast in a bucket let it sit for a few days)

Are they the same enzymes that’s in the store bought gallon ? I really don’t know,
Anyone here have any enzyme input?
I’m up for some sucker to pay me to plant crystals around their grow and chant some hokum. I’ll even invoke the spirit of some long dead mammal to increase bud size.
 

macsnax

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I’m up for some sucker to pay me to plant crystals around their grow and chant some hokum. I’ll even invoke the spirit of some long dead mammal to increase bud size.
Might as well be the spirit of Jerry Garcia while you're at it, and I want colored crystals. BTW you're late getting over here. Doesn't this have to happen at certain time intervals?....... Lol what's going on buddy, haven't seen you around much, bout the right time of year for peeps your way to have time on their hands though.
 

hotrodharley

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Might as well be the spirit of Jerry Garcia while you're at it, and I want colored crystals. BTW you're late getting over here. Doesn't this have to happen at certain time intervals?....... Lol what's going on buddy, haven't seen you around much, bout the right time of year for peeps your way to have time on their hands though.
It’s been crazy around here. Finally slowing down for winter. You’re right it’s that time of the year.

As for those crystals . . ..
 

Budzbuddha

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Lets not forget “ celebrity nute “ lines like Snoop ( still would smoke a bowl wit you tho ! ) .....

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I prefer Pee Wee Herman’s Hella Heat nutes , John Wick’s Wicked Bloom and Groot’s Premium Power Grow ( I am Groot ! Grow some gassy ganja ! )
 

pop22

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Yep, his and 400 other companies sell $1.00 of minerals ans elements already diluted in water for $30 and even more a pop, and they all make money..... and nobody questions this, just fork over their money

Legal thievery!



Lets not forget “ celebrity nute “ lines like Snoop ( still would smoke a bowl wit you tho ! ) .....

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I prefer Pee Wee Herman’s Hella Heat nutes , John Wick’s Wicked Bloom and Groot’s Premium Power Grow ( I am Groot ! Grow some gassy ganja ! )
 

HydroKid239

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Lets not forget “ celebrity nute “ lines like Snoop ( still would smoke a bowl wit you tho ! ) .....

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I prefer Pee Wee Herman’s Hella Heat nutes , John Wick’s Wicked Bloom and Groot’s Premium Power Grow ( I am Groot ! Grow some gassy ganja ! )
Jay-Z went ahead and started selling pre-rolls for $50 lol
 

Bakersfield

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The more expensive the Nutes, the better.

Example
Corey: Hey Bakersfield what nutrients are you using to get them big colas?
Bakersfield: I'm using GH Flora and love
Corey: Man that sucks, I really wanted to spend a bunch of extra money so I could have instant results.
 
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