bud smells like ass

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newgrowr

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So last night my friend came over and he brought some bud and there were 3 nugs and 2 were real good smellin lookin tasting and then the 3rd nug just smelled like asshole like someone was hiding it in there ass before they sold it
 
theloadeddragon

theloadeddragon

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my toilet got backed up... so I ate a bunch of weed. then I shit it out... and said "well if its gunna smell shitty, at least it smells like shitty weed" ;)
 
charface

charface

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The good news is you can store that in your ass in case you get locked up and not worry about it. Ass bank for the win! You will have more noodles than you can eat and tons of buddies.
The belle of the ball so to speak.
 
RightyMcquick

RightyMcquick

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this one dude i know dealt just about anything you would want. he always hid his blow in the crack of his ass... he would pull it out without anybody noticing and show it to ya, saying "man i got that fire! here smell it..." i had seen this happen numerous times and always got a laugh out of it... never got any of the boofed blow because i knew better, but gross as hell... he'd stick the bag closed right up to your nose. blecthgagspew.
 
D3monic

D3monic

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When I was like 19 my mom was at a work release site from a DUI.

Every day I would pick her up from there and take her to work. On the way we would stop at the house and smoke up. For the first few days I thought she was just hiding her stuff in the house... NO come to find out she was keeping it on her the whole time...

Go ahead.... contemplate how.

Now imagine my horror as I learn this while smoking.......






Hmm, could of sworn I stashed a joint in here somewhere...
 
srh88

srh88

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charface said:
The good news is you can store that in your ass in case you get locked up and not worry about it. Ass bank for the win! You will have more noodles than you can eat and tons of buddies.
The belle of the ball so to speak.
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lol... prison wallet
 
RightyMcquick

RightyMcquick

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D3monic said:
When I was like 19 my mom was at a work release site from a DUI.

Every day I would pick her up from there and take her to work. On the way we would stop at the house and smoke up. For the first few days I thought she was just hiding her stuff in the house... NO come to find out she was keeping it on her the whole time...

Go ahead.... contemplate how.

Now imagine my horror as I learn this while smoking.......






Hmm, could of sworn I stashed a joint in here somewhere...
Click to expand...

"i don't remember leaving that there... what a pleasant suprise!":spew:
 
charface

charface

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Does this sour D smell extra sour to you?
While we are at it does this rag smell like chloroform???
 
charface

charface

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Oh no! I just contemplated the Pavlovian ramifications.

Wife: Fart,,,,,,
Husband: you gross bitch what the fu,,,,, Hey wanna get baked?
 
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