Merry
PISSmas
Original Christmas Carol ( AI )
Thanks ChatGPT ( LOL )
(Verse 1)
In a bathroom stall, so snug and tight,
A jolly soul with all his might,
He lifted the lid with cheer so clear,
To spread some joy and holiday cheer.
(Chorus)
Pee the night away, let it flow,
In the bathroom, to and fro,
Merry tinkles, one and all,
Christmas joy in every stall.
(Verse 2)
The porcelain throne, oh, how it gleams,
Reflecting dreams of festive streams,
Tidings of comfort and liquid delight,
A carol of pee on this joyous night.
(Chorus)
Pee the night away, let it flow,
In the bathroom, to and fro,
Merry tinkles, one and all,
Christmas joy in every stall.
(Bridge)
Snowflakes fall in the restroom air,
Echoes of laughter, without a care,
Golden streams like tinsel bright,
A yuletide song on this sacred night.
(Verse 3)
Santa’s on the roof, but down below,
A symphony of streams in the afterglow,
Cascading joy in liquid sound,
Christmas spirit all around.
(Chorus)
Pee the night away, let it flow,
In the bathroom, to and fro,
Merry tinkles, one and all,
Christmas joy in every stall.
(Outro)
So let it flow, this holiday tune,
Underneath the silvery moon,
A Christmas carol, strange but true,
Peeing joy to me and you!