By the lord Jesus Christ...you are healed.... bitch!!!

Are you religious?

  • I love Jesus

    Votes: 2 7.4%
  • Hell no, hail Satan

    Votes: 6 22.2%
  • pinworm

    Votes: 19 70.4%

  • Total voters
    27

Unclebaldrick

Well-Known Member
My brother and I loved Reverend Bob as kids.

We would tape him on the VcR and play him back on slow mo while we were stoned. Oh how we would laugh. Little did we know that our family would soon be descending into a religious morass that would make reverend bob look like a reasonable person. Sigh.

Old days. Things that I remember.
tV preachers... A family with sane members.
 

Dyna Ryda

Well-Known Member
My brother and I loved Reverend Bob as kids.

We would tape him on the VcR and play him back on slow mo while we were stoned. Oh how we would laugh. Little did we know that our family would soon be descending into a religious morass that would make reverend bob look like a reasonable person. Sigh.

Old days. Things that I remember.
tV preachers... A family with sane members.
Some of my family did the same thing several years ago. Those fuckers would call me and start preaching to me about Jesus. I'm like yeah I have Jesus in my life, do you want me to send you some.
Then my mom came out here to visit and I made her listen to reggae the whole time she was here, so she went home a different person. Now she listens to reggae and smokes my cannabis everyday. Her facebook post changed from Jesus to Bob Marley. One love.
 

Diabolical666

Well-Known Member
Some of my family did the same thing several years ago. Those fuckers would call me and start preaching to me about Jesus. I'm like yeah I have Jesus in my life, do you want me to send you some.
Then my mom came out here to visit and I made her listen to reggae the whole time she was here, so she went home a different person. Now she listens to reggae and smokes my cannabis everyday. Her facebook post changed from Jesus to Bob Marley. One love.
Niiiice. Convert the mamma;)
 

6ohMax

Well-Known Member
Some of my family did the same thing several years ago. Those fuckers would call me and start preaching to me about Jesus. I'm like yeah I have Jesus in my life, do you want me to send you some.
Then my mom came out here to visit and I made her listen to reggae the whole time she was here, so she went home a different person. Now she listens to reggae and smokes my cannabis everyday. Her facebook post changed from Jesus to Bob Marley. One love.
If that is her face worked in that avatar. ...pretty sexy
 
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