Calling your plants girls - creepy, weird, awkward or totally normal? - Poll

Calling your plants girls is

  • totally normal

  • creepy

  • weird

  • awkward

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EvilScotsm@n

EvilScotsm@n

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I named my first 2 plants that were grown at the same time...
After that they were all just plant.
Can call it dog the cat if you want.
Plant won't know the difference :)
 
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Bah-humbug

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Nah they know. I’m married and just had a beautiful fat baby girl 5 months back. I named my first two plants Bethany and Margaret (first two random names that popped in my head) so I just got used to referring to them as the ladies.
 
Coalcat

Coalcat

Well-Known Member
Shape Shifter said:
I think it's weird and awkward. Sometimes creepy. There is something creepy about tying up "your girls" in the basement.

I voted for weird.
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I remember a guy saying that on here and some other vaguely sexual stuff. He was fucking creepy. I mostly say plants but rarely will say ladies. I guess it depends on context.
 
Shape Shifter

Shape Shifter

Well-Known Member
Bah-humbug said:
Nah they know. I’m married and just had a beautiful fat baby girl 5 months back. I named my first two plants Bethany and Margaret (first two random names that popped in my head) so I just got used to referring to them as the ladies.
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What if I told you they secretly talk about you and "your ladies" while drinking their morning coffee?
 
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