xKuroiTaimax
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If you don't I've lost all hope for humanity.
Useless, disappointing men -_-
Useless, disappointing men -_-
Can Guys Really Not Find the Clitoris.
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WeedKillsBrainCells
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Dont forget 'you're the best baby'...the two phrases I hear the most "I love when You do that" and "You have magic fingers"
uh huh. uh huh. uh huh.. you know it....
Carne Seca
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Or the old standard, "You're almost there dear... almost."
Shannon Alexander
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I like uno... Fun game...
medicalmaryjane
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i think the key is to just do what you like to yourself. if he's not interested, he's not interested. if i wasn't getting off, i definitely wouldn't be concerned with helping him get off. sso next time he wants to get it on, touch yourself & he can join in or he can watch & wank off. haha
TheDemocrat
Active Member
my clit is huge...
dangledo
Well-Known Member
your ovaries are dangling too...
There are no wrong holes only wrong tools.Dude maybe ur licking the wrong hole
TheDemocrat
Active Member
my ovaries itch...
Winter Woman
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Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.
KidneyStoner420
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A local radio station had a fake commercial for cletaurus motors. I'm gonna see if I can find it.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I wanna know if I can fit all my junk in its trunk. cn
