Can I stop Hating The U.S.?

My hitter is full sized, we call those shorter ones "nose burners". My hubby has one of the cig bats, drop it a few times, it get a few nicks, doesn't look much like a cig anymore. You don't use a screen, you just don't suck so hard that the ash comes through. The ash stays in the little bowl part, hence the need for knocking it out with a lighter or banging it on the ashtray.

We use a hacksaw and cut it across both ways on the bowl end. It makes "teeth" and helps grind the weed into it better.

To clean them we either, shove a little piece of tissue through it with a poker, or sometimes we soak them for a day or so in rubbing alcohol.