This thread is gold! Proper pissing myself laughing.
+ rep to Finshaggy for highlighting and revolutionarily challenging the consensual realities of society and the way they are perpetuated by the 'informed' majority on internet forums. I applaud you for your efforts.
Some times, being right is simply not important (in politics it is spiteful). And remaining constant in ones quest to challenge accepted reality in the face of ridicule is a quality we need more of in the human race if we and the planet are to survive.