Can Time Predict Your Political Leanings?

Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

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You're 27% conservative, 73% liberal.

horseshit.

i like cats better than dogs, and prefer art to crowds so i must be one of the highly intelligent, ethically superior lefties.

ha ha ha ha ha ha
 
ginwilly

ginwilly

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You're 26% conservative, 74% liberal.

Welp Dr. Kynes, looks like you and I need to figure out who's property we want to take.
 
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minnesmoker

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You're 20% conservative, 80% liberal.

That's interesting. A lot of the questions were leading, or were worded in such a way that they were intentionally ambiguous, and they left no place for a "zero" response. (neither agree/disagree.)
 
The Coppers

The Coppers

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The $50 Lesson
I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed."Wow...what a worthy goal," I told her. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"I said, "Welcome to what use to be the Republican Party."Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
 
Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

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The Coppers said:
The $50 Lesson
I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, "If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed."Wow...what a worthy goal," I told her. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"I said, "Welcome to what use to be the Republican Party."Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
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as a freshly converted, duly certified, 73% Pure Of Heart Liberal, i officially declare this post RACIST!

my newly bestowed ethical and moral superiority allows me to use this post (and my subsequently issued Fatwa of Racism) to browbeat you at any time in the future, on any subject i like, from now until the end of the Glorious Regime of The Annointed One, Barrack Hussein Obama.

sorry bro.
 
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minnesmoker

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Dr Kynes said:
as a freshly converted, duly certified, 73% Pure Of Heart Liberal, i officially declare this post RACIST!

my newly bestowed ethical and moral superiority allows me to use this post (and my subsequently issued Fatwa of Racism) to browbeat you at any time in the future, on any subject i like, from now until the end of the Glorious Regime of The Annointed One, Barrack Hussein Obama.

sorry bro.
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Close it down, ya' damn conservative! I'm now 80% liberal, and must let my voice be heard! :bigjoint:
 
The Coppers

The Coppers

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Apparently I am 73% conservative. Who knew? I have voted Dem since 1992. I hate BushCo. I am thoroughly confused now. Perhaps I am racist.
 
Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

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minnesmoker said:
Close it down, ya' damn conservative! I'm now 80% liberal, and must let my voice be heard! :bigjoint:
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you are 7% more liberal than me, and thus 7% more correct, thus i meekly yeild the floor to your obviously superior intellect.

shall i cup your balls for you while you rant Sahib?
 
Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

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The Coppers said:
Apparently I am 73% conservative. Who knew? I have voted Dem since 1992. I hate BushCo. I am thoroughly confused now. Perhaps I am racist.
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this has already been established.

see post #12 to learn the form of your doom.

Minnesmoker, being more liberal than myself, of course gets the first shots, then we, the annointed faithful shall all get our licks in, in turn.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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did the sock puppet just post a chain email that tickled kynes' tiny, tiny penis in just the correct fashion?

well color me surprised and slap my ass twice.
 
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