The Bureau of Lies and Statistics? You mean the ones who say unemployment is getting MUCH better, GDP is growing by leaps and bounds, There is no inflation and everyone makes $45, 790 on average??
I am amazed you can even use them as a source, according to them, everything is FUCKING AWESOME, there is NO reason to increase wages, what with prices barely budging at all on things. There is no unemployment, every meal is a feast, every paycheck a fortune.
Do you suppose the BLS uses coupons when it goes grocery shopping?