abe supercro
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This year will be better than last. I needed a few years to heal, heh, although so little in life is imperative. Did i mention ive had a theremin for awhile, made out of cherry and an antennaMend fences... ?
This year will be better than last. I needed a few years to heal, heh, although so little in life is imperative. Did i mention ive had a theremin for awhile, made out of cherry and an antennaMend fences... ?
This year will be better than last. I needed a few years to heal, heh, although so little in life is imperative. Did i mention ive had a theremin for awhile, made out of cherry and an antenna
Must be why it works so mysteriously when I play it. Perhaps it has sufficiently affirmed I'm a Jew, so some of the shrill notes have kicked-in. Only once it starts telling me how to think will I bin it. My Thermin is a humble instrument, it has no angry little dictator qualities that I have noticed.It was used as a Jew-detector
++ rep that's the funniest satire I've read in ages. Thanks for that.Abe, I am shocked. A theremin? Really?
Have you lost every shining cultural detail the melameds drummed into your young head? Do you not remember the Theremin Niche in the vestibule of every concentration camp turned museum?
It was devised in 1927 by a Leon Theremin, a Russian Kabbalist and sometime vivisectionist working directly from the blueprints in the special edition of the Protocol of the Elders of Zion.
It was used as a Jew-detector by ethnically deaf SS recruits late in the Shoah.The anecdotes were told lovingly by drunk old Silesians who would break into countertenor to depict how, upon finding paydirt in the refugee-stream, the instrument would yodel "Juuuuude!"
My objection to the instrument is less cultural (even though the misassociation of my people's superior engineering talent with an anthropologically unsound concept of humanity leaves me lastingly angry) I cannot stand the sound because to me it always sounds like the histrionic self-rationalizings of someone with profound mommy (or mommy's sisters) issues. What do you hear in its acoustic lament?
There's nudes??!! Where?I'd go protest too but I'm too busy looking at the First Lady elect's nudes.
The internet.There's nudes??!! Where?
You'd be pretty pissed to if you could only eat celery and barf and your breasts always felt like they were gonna explode!She looks angry and surly. Kinda interferes with the horny vibe
Must be why it works so mysteriously when I play it. Perhaps it has sufficiently affirmed I'm a Jew, so some of the shrill notes have kicked-in. Only once it starts telling me how to think will I bin it. My Thermin is a humble instrument, it has no angry little dictator qualities that I have noticed.
Thanks for your contribution cannabineer, I'm aware of some of the egregious associations the Thermin has evoked for you; I trust this won't influence how you feel about me as a person. On another note, how come you aren't a mod anylonger?
I identify as black and a jew, but I'm neither, so whatever man...
Ther[e]mins and thermite are an incendiary combination. I would say something about hot beats but we all know what a rhythm BEAST the old Judenfinder is. As relentlessly rhythmic as an autistic autocrat counting Cros.Must be why it works so mysteriously when I play it. Perhaps it has sufficiently affirmed I'm a Jew, so some of the shrill notes have kicked-in. Only once it starts telling me how to think will I bin it. My Thermin is a humble instrument, it has no angry little dictator qualities that I have noticed.
Thanks for your contribution cannabineer, I'm aware of some of the egregious associations the Thermin has evoked for you; I trust this won't influence how you feel about me as a person. On another note, how come you aren't a mod anylonger?
Ther[e]mins and thermite are an incendiary combination. I would say something about hot beats but we all know what a rhythm BEAST the old Judenfinder is. As relentlessly rhythmic as an autistic autocrat counting Cros.
Love the trash panda
Jew detector?Must be why it works so mysteriously when I play it. Perhaps it has sufficiently affirmed I'm a Jew, so some of the shrill notes have kicked-in. Only once it starts telling me how to think will I bin it. My Thermin is a humble instrument, it has no angry little dictator qualities that I have noticed.
Thanks for your contribution cannabineer, I'm aware of some of the egregious associations the Thermin has evoked for you; I trust this won't influence how you feel about me as a person. On another note, how come you aren't a mod anylonger?