Canceled classes, a cry-in and more

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
This year will be better than last. I needed a few years to heal, heh, although so little in life is imperative. Did i mention ive had a theremin for awhile, made out of cherry and an antenna

Abe, I am shocked. A theremin? Really?

Have you lost every shining cultural detail the melameds drummed into your young head? Do you not remember the Theremin Niche in the vestibule of every concentration camp turned museum?

It was devised in 1927 by a Leon Theremin, a Russian Kabbalist and sometime vivisectionist working directly from the blueprints in the special edition of the Protocol of the Elders of Zion.

It was used as a Jew-detector by ethnically deaf SS recruits late in the Shoah.The anecdotes were told lovingly by drunk old Silesians who would break into countertenor to depict how, upon finding paydirt in the refugee-stream, the instrument would yodel "Juuuuude!"

My objection to the instrument is less cultural (even though the misassociation of my people's superior engineering talent with an anthropologically unsound concept of humanity leaves me lastingly angry) I cannot stand the sound because to me it always sounds like the histrionic self-rationalizings of someone with profound mommy (or mommy's sisters) issues. What do you hear in its acoustic lament?
 

abe supercro

Well-Known Member
It was used as a Jew-detector
Must be why it works so mysteriously when I play it. Perhaps it has sufficiently affirmed I'm a Jew, so some of the shrill notes have kicked-in. Only once it starts telling me how to think will I bin it. My Thermin is a humble instrument, it has no angry little dictator qualities that I have noticed. ;)

Thanks for your contribution cannabineer, I'm aware of some of the egregious associations the Thermin has evoked for you; I trust this won't influence how you feel about me as a person. On another note, how come you aren't a mod anylonger?
 

curious2garden

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Staff member
Abe, I am shocked. A theremin? Really?

Have you lost every shining cultural detail the melameds drummed into your young head? Do you not remember the Theremin Niche in the vestibule of every concentration camp turned museum?

It was devised in 1927 by a Leon Theremin, a Russian Kabbalist and sometime vivisectionist working directly from the blueprints in the special edition of the Protocol of the Elders of Zion.

It was used as a Jew-detector by ethnically deaf SS recruits late in the Shoah.The anecdotes were told lovingly by drunk old Silesians who would break into countertenor to depict how, upon finding paydirt in the refugee-stream, the instrument would yodel "Juuuuude!"

My objection to the instrument is less cultural (even though the misassociation of my people's superior engineering talent with an anthropologically unsound concept of humanity leaves me lastingly angry) I cannot stand the sound because to me it always sounds like the histrionic self-rationalizings of someone with profound mommy (or mommy's sisters) issues. What do you hear in its acoustic lament?
++ rep that's the funniest satire I've read in ages. Thanks for that.
 

curious2garden

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Staff member
She looks angry and surly. Kinda interferes with the horny vibe
You'd be pretty pissed to if you could only eat celery and barf and your breasts always felt like they were gonna explode!

Must be why it works so mysteriously when I play it. Perhaps it has sufficiently affirmed I'm a Jew, so some of the shrill notes have kicked-in. Only once it starts telling me how to think will I bin it. My Thermin is a humble instrument, it has no angry little dictator qualities that I have noticed. ;)

Thanks for your contribution cannabineer, I'm aware of some of the egregious associations the Thermin has evoked for you; I trust this won't influence how you feel about me as a person. On another note, how come you aren't a mod anylonger?
I identify as black and a jew, but I'm neither, so whatever man...
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Must be why it works so mysteriously when I play it. Perhaps it has sufficiently affirmed I'm a Jew, so some of the shrill notes have kicked-in. Only once it starts telling me how to think will I bin it. My Thermin is a humble instrument, it has no angry little dictator qualities that I have noticed. ;)

Thanks for your contribution cannabineer, I'm aware of some of the egregious associations the Thermin has evoked for you; I trust this won't influence how you feel about me as a person. On another note, how come you aren't a mod anylonger?
Ther[e]mins and thermite are an incendiary combination. I would say something about hot beats but we all know what a rhythm BEAST the old Judenfinder is. As relentlessly rhythmic as an autistic autocrat counting Cros.
 

Nutes and Nugs

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This is sad because these kids are our future.
I heard about this today and thought wtf , just wtf?
It's hard to believe college kids were given tissues, therapy dogs, coloring books, hot chocolate
and no exams last wednesday after the election.
This liberal logic will destroy the USA if we let it.
I wonder if China or Russia will be handing out tissues when they invade.

http://canadafreepress.com/article/trump-wins-coloring-book-and-play-doh-therapy-for-college-kids

Wall Street Journal: “Colleges try to comfort students upset by Trump victory…despair over Clinton’s loss prompts ‘cry-in’ at Cornell; Play-Doh for the distraught…Dozens of students at Cornell University gathered on a major campus thoroughfare for a ‘cry-in’ to mourn the results of the 2016 election Wednesday, with school staff providing tissues and hot chocolate. ”I can hear some low-level staffer at Cornell saying, “Let’s get out there, Millie. These kids are crying. They need tissues!”

PJ Media: “...the University of Kansas reminded students via social media of the therapy dogs available for comfort every other Wednesday…‘People are frustrated, people are just really sad and shocked,’ said Trey Boynton, the director of multi-ethnic student affairs at the University of Michigan…There was a steady flow of students entering Ms. Boynton’s office Wednesday. They spent the day sprawled around the center, playing with Play-Doh and coloring in coloring books, as they sought comfort and distraction.”

Perhaps this is a clue: “...a national survey by the American Institutes for Research (AIR)” has discovered that “twenty percent of U.S. college students completing four-year degrees—-and 30 percent of students earning two-year degrees…are unable to estimate if their car has enough gasoline to get to the next gas station or calculate the total cost of ordering office supplies…[or] compare ticket prices or calculate the cost of a sandwich and a salad from a menu.”

How do these geniuses graduate?

“Hold up ten fingers. Very good. Here’s your diploma.”

“What do I do now?”

“Pay back your student loan.”

“I can’t tell how much I owe.”

“Don’t worry. That’s probably a good thing.”

Arrested intellectual development goes hand in hand with arrested emotional development.
 

Nutes and Nugs

Well-Known Member
Must be why it works so mysteriously when I play it. Perhaps it has sufficiently affirmed I'm a Jew, so some of the shrill notes have kicked-in. Only once it starts telling me how to think will I bin it. My Thermin is a humble instrument, it has no angry little dictator qualities that I have noticed. ;)

Thanks for your contribution cannabineer, I'm aware of some of the egregious associations the Thermin has evoked for you; I trust this won't influence how you feel about me as a person. On another note, how come you aren't a mod anylonger?
Jew detector?
Now I've heard everything.

 
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