Funny ass story for y'all.
About a month ago, 5am, the alarm goes off, the ole lady jumps, her shihtzu gets knocked off the couch, hits the coffee table, and the dog and a big ass heavy glass ashtray then hits the floor.
I get up, get in the shower, the ole lady lets the dog out and makes coffee. I get out of the shower to my wife crying and saying that the dog is dying. He was laying under the deck and wasn't moving, could barely pick his head up.
The ole lady crawled under the deck, pulled him out and carried him inside. We were thinking that the heavy ass ashtray might have landed on his little head and screwed him up.
I sat him on the kitchen table to check him out, he fell over. He couldn't sit up. Tried to stand him up and he walk in circles before falling over.
We found a 24he emergency vet in the phone book and took him up there. The vet took him in the back to do her assessment. A few minutes later the receptionist came in with a billing agreement, blood work, xrays, medication, vet stay and vet costs, total $1200!!
I looked at the ole lady and told her I have a 25cent bullet at home. The receptionist said she would give us a minute to talk about it and left. The ole lady said that I would have to let my daughter spend time with him first. I agreed and walked outside to smoke a cigarette.
I walked back inside to see my wife standing there with a look of disbelief. She then proceeds to tell what happened.
The vet: "ma'am, could your dog have gotten into anything?"
The wife: "I have thought about that, I cleaned last night and wondered if he got into my bleach water. He also went into the neighbors yard last night, he sprays his yard with chemicals."
The vet: "No, this would be more recent, like maybe a half hour before the symptoms."
The wife: "no, I don't think so."
The vet: "Well we don't report these things but he acts like he ate some marijuana."
The wife: "..............."
It cost me $110 to find out my dog was stoned!!
We got back home and sure enough, we have a dinner plate that we use to deseed and stem our swag, had over an 1/8 of seeds, stems and shake on this plate, licked clean!!
Took him 2 days to get back to his retarded self. Best thing is, I have laid some bud out for him, he wants absolutely nothing to do with it now!