car payment = sex twice a week

zambonisk

zambonisk

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dagobaker said:
ok let the flaming begin............
is it wrong (this is all mental not an actual event) to want to make a girls car payment and get sex twice a week with no commitment or normal bi-polar relationship bullshit??????????
is it possible to want to get laid without having to deal with crap or is that pretty woman fantasy ???????????????
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IMO its a fantasy
 
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40acres

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I wonder if i can find a chick to make me that offer. I mean where they buy stuff for me and i drill them with the hot beef injection. THey would have to pay extra for me to pretend i care about what they're saying.:hump::hump:
 
dagobaker

dagobaker

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i have a hard time paying attention to what they say most of the time
i just want a finishing blow job and id be happy to pay up front and be on my way and take care of all of my plants
 
tipsgnob

tipsgnob

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I had a friend that was manager of a restaurant and he hired this young girl and pretty soon they were playing hide the salami. he had known her for several months and they had done the deed mostly at the restaurant, so he finally took her to his house where he some awesome plants growing in the backyard...long story short version...she did not show up for work one day and when he went home after work all his plants were gone..............
 
Stoney McFried

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I guess maybe he wasn't as good as he thought he was, huh?
tipsgnob said:
I had a friend that was manager of a restaurant and he hired this young girl and pretty soon they were playing hide the salami. he had known her for several months and they had done the deed mostly at the restaurant, so he finally took her to his house where he some awesome plants growing in the backyard...long story short version...she did not show up for work one day and when he went home after work all his plants were gone..............
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ElBarto

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Stoney McFried said:
I'm 30....if I don't wear makeup, folks say I look like a teenager.They're prolly just being nice. Anyway, I have personally found that drunk dick, and dick over forty, is usually like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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My dear, I'm 47 years old and my wife can hang the washing out on my dick at a moment's notice.

Have you ever heard that old saying about how a bad workman blames his tools?
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Perhaps he does...but everyone knows that a master flutist cannot get the same music from a kazoo.:mrgreen:
ElBarto said:
My dear, I'm 47 years old and my wife can hang the washing out on my dick at a moment's notice.

Have you ever heard that old saying about how a bad workman blames his tools?
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Grown4daClub

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honkeytown said:
I got a Prince Albert....girls fuckin' pay me!....it's worth the investment...lmao
superficial sluts. dude...if you need to spend money to get pussy...then spend your money on plastic surgery or some shit so the pussy will come to you.
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Dude thats is such a real statement.. Why pay for the chance of a possible STD.. Pay the doctor and fix the "flaws"..:clap:
 
dagobaker

dagobaker

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i usually dont work too hard at looking for it and it usually comes around once in a while (easy lays) but with the grow and greenhouse im super paranoid and havent been looking at all.
i think after the greenhouse grow is done ill be able to start looking.......but in the mean time i still have needs and cant have them come here EVER
 
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dagobaker said:
i usually dont work too hard at looking for it and it usually comes around once in a while (easy lays) but with the grow and greenhouse im super paranoid and havent been looking at all.
i think after the greenhouse grow is done ill be able to start looking.......but in the mean time i still have needs and cant have them come here EVER
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I wouldnt want them to come over anyways. I would try not to tell them where i live regardless of what i am doing there.
 
tipsgnob

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SumDumGuy said:
Damnyou guys and gal are fraking busting my gut. I've been to a few forums and it's really my first time hanging in here but I love the non-conservative attitude. Definately found my site. Thankyou for the laughs people!!!
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RIU...where the men are men and the women are men and the animals are scared to death...enjoy...:mrgreen:
 
theloadeddragon

theloadeddragon

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sigh.... I think that sex should not be used to attain anything but physical and emotional comfort and pleasure, and that any exchange in cash value is despicable and a statement of deep inner problems..... I don't even like writing about it at all... I am a guy, and I love sex just as much as any one else. I just think there are acceptable/respectable methods of attaining/doing it, and there unacceptable ways. Both sexes should have equal value in sexual interactions....
 
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