Carry fake urine for random drug test! Good methods

rolln1up

rolln1up

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I carry Quick fix everday at work. Every morning I heat it up in the microwave, strap on a hand warmer, place it in my crouch pocket and head out. Eight hours later its still at 98 degrees in the bottle. It's a managable system and I typically forget its there. Just wondering how many people are carrying fake urine with them up to temp and ready at all times when at work and what other methods they use for carrying it around. Crouching seems like the only way but surely somebody has a better solution.
 
Firstoffallen

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i may need to do this can u show me where u purchase yours lol and have you ever used it before? If so obviously it worked.
 
slowbus

slowbus

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I have had to do it in the past.I just kept it in my lunch box.Last couple times my number came up,I said fuck you guys,I'm outta here.They said,no relax,we'll find some one else to do it.
Ya gotta love a mj friendly workplace
 
beardo

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I always carry around urine but I use the real stuff it's a lot of fun to have a friends warm urine on you all day
 
vacpurge

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wtf? I make 40$ an hour and if someone gets hurt, or anything small like backing into anything small, etc.. we used to be able to all get piss tested... and yet I dont even care enough to carry around a fuckin whizzinator!!!!!!! not even when im making 1000$ days. in the oil patch, its illegal to randomly piss test people now. pre employment is allowed. not sure what kind of job you got, or what is pays. but chances are, id tell them to go fuck themselves and so would the rest of the crew if they randomly piss tested us that often that we had to carry it every single day "just in case". why dont you????
 
Firstoffallen

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^^ funny figured id ask for a reliable company and not pay for lemonade. prolly took you longer to be a dick than it woulda to give me a real link
 
slowbus

slowbus

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vacpurge said:
wtf? I make 40$ an hour and if someone gets hurt, or anything small like backing into anything small, etc.. we used to be able to all get piss tested... and yet I dont even care enough to carry around a fuckin whizzinator!!!!!!! not even when im making 1000$ days. in the oil patch, its illegal to randomly piss test people now. pre employment is allowed. not sure what kind of job you got, or what is pays. but chances are, id tell them to go fuck themselves and so would the rest of the crew if they randomly piss tested us that often that we had to carry it every single day "just in case". why dont you????
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fwiw we dgaf about how much you make or how big your tires are. Jus sayin'
 
Firstoffallen

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Thats not true. You just wanted to be a dick and get a cheap laugh.
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beardo

beardo

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vacpurge said:
fwiw, i dont give a fuck about what you give a fuck about. you must have seen my pics in the boys toys thread and got a little butt hurt, now this one set you over the top, so stfu.

and trust me, the last thing im trying to do is brag and impress a bunch of stoners in the toke n talk section on a fucking weed forum, especially someone that still rides a trike from the early 80s. LMAO! someone sounds jealous that I did something with my life and made some cash.

my point was, what the fuck kind of money does he make or job does he have to justify carrying around a piss bag every single day "just in case" and not getting another job?? or stop smoking altogether, because it had better be some damn big bucks, and plus, where im from, random piss tests are illegal. so unless youre sitting at a disk all day and not moving out of that seat once, or making 5000$ a day to carry a piss bag on your waist, it doesnt make sense to me. either get a new job for a few bucks less an hour, and actually enjoy life not having to worry about the piss bag, or stop smoking and enjoy your extra 50$ a day at the job that randomly tests you.
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Some people work for a living, i know i wouldn't want to loose my job, sure it's only part time and it's minimum wage and some people make fun of people who work where i do, but it's my job and im proud to have a job, so if living off your mom and dad works for you, thats fine but for those of us who work for a living know jobs aren't that easy to come by, mine can test us if we get hurt on the job, if i burn myself on the grill im getting tested, thatz why i always keep fake piss on me just in case, im sure the OP can relate, if you haven't been there you wouldn't understand
 
kinetic

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Atleast Vac clarified it was tokentalk he doesn't care about because Rize sure did make him look like he cared in his section.
 
vacpurge

vacpurge

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lol ive been in the north albertan oil patch for almost 8 years now working 60 hour weeks, mommy and daddy my ass, I help them out now. I pay more taxes in a month then you make in 2. been a supervisor for 4, I know all about piss testing if shit happens. how many times do you hurt yourself on the job that you need to carry piss? honestly. and you REALLY cant find another job if you happen to hurt yourself and then cant provide clean piss on the spot?(and how often does that happen, really??) in im the same boat man, and I got a LOT to lose, I dont even have to get hurt. one of the guys working under me gets hurt, and im responsible and could be piss tested. if someone working under me dies, I go to jail. maybe its because you guys either cant find jobs, or get hurt ALL the time?? or what? I just cant wrap my mind around why someone would carry a whizzinator all day. its gotta be uncomfortable, annoying, chance of it breaking, hard to keep perfect temp, cant move of bend over or lift anything, youre walking on eggshells all day with this loaded piss bag under your nut sack thats about to burst.
 
vacpurge

vacpurge

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work for a living. what do you do for a job beardo? what do you consider "work". just curious what this part time, minimum job that most people mock would be????

as long as youre happy man. carrying around fake piss in a bag velcroed around your waist doesnt sound like youd be very happy with life though after a week or so of it being there,
 
beardo

beardo

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vacpurge said:
work for a living. what do you do for a job bearded? what do you consider "work". just curious what this part time, minimum job that most people mock would be????

as long as youre happy man. carrying around fake piss in a bag velcroed around your waist doesnt sound like youd be very happy with life though after a week or so of it being there,
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I do real work for a company that is recognized the world over az a symbol of America and i'm proud to be a part of it. I work a real job and pay the taxes that subsidize the "growth sector" jobs like yours that you wannabe cowboys brag about. The truth is I work a real job and contribute something meaningful and worthwhile to society. And yes I have hurt myself on the job and been tested but i was prepaired with fake urine and still have my job. I am always responsible unlike people like you who aren't prepaired and don't care about their job
 
beardo

beardo

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vacpurge said:
lol ive been in the north albertan oil patch for almost 8 years now working 60 hour weeks, mommy and daddy my ass, I help them out now. I pay more taxes in a month then you make in 2. been a supervisor for 4, I know all about piss testing if shit happens. how many times do you hurt yourself on the job that you need to carry piss? honestly. and you REALLY cant find another job if you happen to hurt yourself and then cant provide clean piss on the spot?(and how often does that happen, really??) in im the same boat man, and I got a LOT to lose, I dont even have to get hurt. one of the guys working under me gets hurt, and im responsible and could be piss tested. if someone working under me dies, I go to jail. maybe its because you guys either cant find jobs, or get hurt ALL the time?? or what? I just cant wrap my mind around why someone would carry a whizzinator all day. its gotta be uncomfortable, annoying, chance of it breaking, hard to keep perfect temp, cant move of bend over or lift anything, youre walking on eggshells all day with this loaded piss bag under your nut sack thats about to burst.
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Without people like me working you couldn't have a easy job like you have, if you're even being honest about your job in the propaganda feilds you owe that to Obama, guys like me made it possible for you to have that job. Next time you go to get a fast reasonably priced lunch thats made right you can think of me and be greatful, i don my company uniform with pride
 
Firstoffallen

Firstoffallen

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Hospital job..................... was what i was getting at before richy rich started yelling about all his toys and how big of a penis he has and big of grown up he is now. If anything happens i get hurt a patient gets hurt they want my piss right then and there and theres nobody that gives a fuck about you there u fail your fired. no magical piss test fairy that says " dont worry buddy its ok u dont have to take it".
 
sunni

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vacpurge said:
lol ive been in the north albertan oil patch for almost 8 years now working 60 hour weeks, mommy and daddy my ass, I help them out now. I pay more taxes in a month then you make in 2. been a supervisor for 4, I know all about piss testing if shit happens. how many times do you hurt yourself on the job that you need to carry piss? honestly. and you REALLY cant find another job if you happen to hurt yourself and then cant provide clean piss on the spot?(and how often does that happen, really??) in im the same boat man, and I got a LOT to lose, I dont even have to get hurt. one of the guys working under me gets hurt, and im responsible and could be piss tested. if someone working under me dies, I go to jail. maybe its because you guys either cant find jobs, or get hurt ALL the time?? or what? I just cant wrap my mind around why someone would carry a whizzinator all day. its gotta be uncomfortable, annoying, chance of it breaking, hard to keep perfect temp, cant move of bend over or lift anything, youre walking on eggshells all day with this loaded piss bag under your nut sack thats about to burst.
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you always get so worked up in your posts to others, you must have a stressful life you need to take out of others lol
 
vacpurge

vacpurge

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sunni said:
you always get so worked up in your posts to others, you must have a stressful life you need to take out of others lol
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you have no idea how right you are. really stressful is an understatement. 25 and grey hairs already means something! its because I got a real job, with real responsibilities, not just fast food (lol) like these guys taking the easy way!

"if im being honest about my job" wow, what kind of loser lies about their job?? and what kind of idiot thinks that someone would lie about their job??! its not even that special of a job, and here you are thinking im BSing like its some impossible dream job. sad! im tired of arguing with idiots.

richy rich out. have fun with your piss bags, suckas!!!
 
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