Carry fake urine for random drug test! Good methods

beardo

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you have no idea how right you are. really stressful is an understatement. 25 and grey hairs already means something! its because I got a real job, with real responsibilities, not just fast food (lol) like these guys taking the easy way!

"if im being honest about my job" wow, what kind of loser lies about their job?? and what kind of idiot thinks that someone would lie about their job??! its not even that special of a job, and here you are thinking im BSing like its some impossible dream job. sad! im tired of arguing with idiots.

richy rich out. have fun with your piss bags, suckas!!!
Ha ha, you couldn't handle the pressure or responsibility of a job like mine
keep on working your subisidized job that guys like me pay for so that the govt can talk about the oil boom and job creation, you are riding a subsidized bubble and are over paid and over hyped, guys like me are the real foundation of this country
 

beardo

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lol ive been in the north albertan oil patch for almost 8 years now working 60 hour weeks, mommy and daddy my ass, I help them out now. I pay more taxes in a month then you make in 2. been a supervisor for 4, I know all about piss testing if shit happens. how many times do you hurt yourself on the job that you need to carry piss? honestly. and you REALLY cant find another job if you happen to hurt yourself and then cant provide clean piss on the spot?(and how often does that happen, really??) in im the same boat man, and I got a LOT to lose, I dont even have to get hurt. one of the guys working under me gets hurt, and im responsible and could be piss tested. if someone working under me dies, I go to jail. maybe its because you guys either cant find jobs, or get hurt ALL the time?? or what? I just cant wrap my mind around why someone would carry a whizzinator all day. its gotta be uncomfortable, annoying, chance of it breaking, hard to keep perfect temp, cant move of bend over or lift anything, youre walking on eggshells all day with this loaded piss bag under your nut sack thats about to burst.
Ha ha and you work in Canada
My company makes that possibal
you are so proud of riding the free ride, livind off of me and your mom and dad, and bragging about your "job"
We made that "job" available for you, without us you would have nothing but just being lazy and dumb
 

beardo

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I guess some people don't have to be responsibil and cary fake urine because they know Obama will take care of them, but some of us are man enough to take responsibility for themselves
 
what the fuck?

Tbh that's pretty clever, but the first Impression I get from reading the title (lol) is the above!! ^ :o And the below


Wtf!?


I guess some people don't have to be responsibil and cary fake urine because they know Obama will take care of them, but some of us are man enough to take responsibility for themselves

Dude I never got my free Obama phone? Do I have to actually live in the USA to get it? and be a resident or citizen or something? fuck, that's racist.

Where's my fuckin Obama phone?
 

Hazydat620

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I would suggest to anyone using fake piss, to find a reliable source of clean real urine. I worked as a union carpenter for 10 years, and have taken my fair share of tests and have failed a few of them. They know the difference between real and fake now. I have gotten that dreaded phone call a few days after a test from the tech. asking me questions about the sample. " did you add anything to this sample? the PH is off", " when I shook the sample it wasn't frothy enough," "this sample didn't smell like urine". To the OP, do you take the test on site? get some hand warmers and put the sample on the heater on the way to the clinic. If you really must pack it with you constantly, I used to use a jock strap.
 

kinetic

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Dude I never got my free Obama phone? Do I have to actually live in the USA to get it? and be a resident or citizen or something? fuck, that's racist.

Where's my fuckin Obama phone?
Let me educate you. Lifeline was started under Reagan so poor people could have access to communications. It was extended to cell phones under Bush. It's called the Obama phone because Republicans don't want to take any credit for helping poor people. You're welcome.
 
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