Caught

way back when i was in school pretty much the second or third time i toked i went with a couple of other kids to mates house at dinner to blaze up, made a lung out of a 3ltr pop bottle and hit it. my firend says its ok we'll just set to in the garage ill open it for 10-15 before we head back to school, all good.

comes to the end of lunch were all baked and my pal cant find the keys to the garage, the things full of thick dope smoke and we have to head out, soo he leaves the back door ajar hopin it will clear in the few hours before his folks get home from work.. no chance.

we breezed into class, haha PE playing football. like that was happening. i get a call later that night my boys dad drove home and parked the car in the garage haha opened the door plumes of dope smoke shot out he thought the place was on fire. went outside found the lung and when my boy walked in ripped 3 hours later there it was sittin on the bench. it was the whole im so dissapointed routine haha

When I was 17 my dad asked to borrow some cash as it was Sunday (Im old, there werent ATM's back then) without thinking I pulled out my wallet flipped it to him and said "grab what ya need pops"

As the wallet was in midair I remembered I had all my cash to pay off a 1/2 lb. in my wallet
He opened it, smiled and just said "dont get caught, Im afraid to ask where all this $ came from"

6 months later my mom found a QP i had hidden in a backpack, she tossed it in the garbage
, So I now owed for a QP and had no herb what did I do?

I explained to my guy who then fronted me a 1/2 LB, LOL she found that too and threatened to toss it also, until I explained that SHE now owed my guy for 3/4 of a LB and I hoped she had the $....because if she didnt he would take it out of my ass. I got my herb back, sold and paid my debt....i never fronted again, cash and carry only.

Christ I was a dumbassed kid, I hope my kids dont pull half the bullshit I did as a kid.

I got caught smoking on my 2nd time because me and my friends were stupid at the time and thought we could get away with smoking inside thier house.
It was about 3am when thier parents woke up and smelt the weed all throughout the house and it wasn't a pleasant sight lol, we got yelled at but that's about it and I was blamed for influencing them to smoke weed even though it was them who smoked with me lol. That's the only time I ever got in any trouble for smoking.

Got off work early, came home, did all the elaborate shit to get into my "grow batcave" where about 6 beautiful female were budding and 2 mothers on the other side. Like a dumbass I didn't take all the security precautions I usually do (locking the fucking door for one) because I knew my wife was at work. After about 20 minutes of work with my ipod on and smoke still in my bong I hear the door open. Time slowed down for those 3-5 seconds it took for her to open the door because I wasn't expecting her to be there and if it wasn't her opening the door then it could only be a neighbor or a cop.

No matter what though, I knew any other human being seeing my grow was a bad thing. Luckily enough it was just her. She threw the door open and ran off crying (which I'm sure the neighbors noticed). I "buttoned up" and went after her but she had already decided I was Pablo Escobar and probably providing at least 10% of the American marijuana supply (joking). In her defense I had approached her about growing in the past only to have her look at me like I asked if I could fuck her sister. I still liked to smoke, she still had no idea and the fact that she and I were the only 2 people on the planet that knew about it should give some indication of my risk of being caught.

my mate and i were having a few drinks at our local one time, just picked up, just casual. it was pretty much dead so i skinned up a fat cone in the toilets and we went out back to the smoking area/deck to smoke it. JUST after i sparked it the barmaid (the owner's daughter) came out back and was like eh are you smoking weed out here? and i'm standing there holding this huge white joint, and we both just go "no, dunno what you're talking about". so she got pissed and was like stop it or i'll tell ***(the owner). we were like fuck it abort, and left. she didn't tell him though and we never smoke there any more.

i know there's been way worse times i've got caught but i can't think of any of them just now