here's THE alien story- you'll need to toke up for this one people!!! back in the proverbial 'day', my friends came by with some white blotter from the dead show(last one) at deer creek. I was in my early 20's, sharing my late father's mortgage with 2 brothers and my sister. I was the family burnout. my little brother was in the "say no to drugs" nancy regan b.s.-scene. I was 'say no to nancy!' anyway; my little brother had been smoking weed behind my back (he didn't want anyone to know!)with my friends...well he decides he's gonna' try acid! that's just f$%kin' great!(not in a good way!) so now I gotta' babysit someone who hadn't even tried weed til probably a week previous! and there's NO telling him no! he'd've been mangeable(more)had he not taken a second hit(I did everything short of kicking his ass to keep him form taking it!) an hour later when I did(my friends and I were professional partiers, as oposed to the example being given!). he turned into the worlds most obnoxious asshole, who just wouldn't shut up! here we are, in my dad's house at like 2:00 in the morning. my sister and older brother want my head on a pike! they have to work in the morning! I tried to keep him quiet! finally, the friends go home....and dumbass wants to go for a stroll in the neighborhood! shit!!!"Oh no! I'm going with you! otherwise something bad's gonna' happen!" so we go for a walk...in the thickest fog i'd ever seen!(that part was real!) and this was top quality blotter! the lights from yards in the subdivision in the fog...trippy to the max!..next thing I know, HE's GONE! shit!!! he's playing f%$kin' hide and seek, and I'm just trying to keep his dumb ass outta' jail! so I whisper-hollered at him to stay cool and come home when he's chilled. you couldn't see 10' in that fog! he came back home, but 10 minutes later he took off again. I said screw it and went to bed(4:00am). ten minutes later, the cops show up(WHATDAYA KNOW!?!!!): ah..yes do you have a brother named(dumbass)?..."it seems we found him running thorough the park screaming (god knows what!), and totally naked!" if you could tell us exactly what it is he's tripping on?!"(like I'm gonna' incriminate myself!)..."I don't know officer! him and his buddies were keeping us up half the night...I gotta' be at work at 8:00!"..."well we found him in the park..he's on something! he thinks we're aliens disguised as cops(it turned out to be the rubber gloves!), and that we're abducting him for experiments!"...my naked handcuffed brother wailing from the back seat for me not to let the aliens take him!!! they apparently had me bamboozled! now I've been in more than one instance of having to keep a straight face in front of parents teachers cops etc., while frying my brains on l.s.d.-church-laugh! I told 'em to run with it(they did! it seems cops DO have quite the sense of humor!), and just to skip the hospital and take him to county; I'd be there first thing in the morning to spring him.(o.k. so I sold him out to the aliens!... after puttin' up with his shit for 3 hrs.! I'd 've paid the aliens cash to take him!). I had to get them out of my face because the auto-laugh timer was now ticking! and I don't care who you are!....I'm havin' trouble writing this! hold on1...ok...anyway. the next morning I had to go walking through the park looking for his clothes...talk about ebarassing! and this was a neighborhood that prided itself on being upity! I just wonder what the hell he was screamin' when the aliens(disguised as cops) with rubber gloves came out of the fog!...... f^@#ing ameteur! it's like fratboys who were nancy's(regan)boys in highschool. guranteed to get in big trouble cause they can't maintain! my friends never did stupid shit like that! and that's the chased by alens story!
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lemonheads, and the t.w.(no worries mate!)...anyway, my next order, I'm thinking either vortex or s.j. ...I'm looking for something that's gonna' make me think I'm being chased by aliens! and I'd damn well better have a sack of the killer cause those greys are SUCH weed snobs! ...so which one(vortex or space jill) will send my friends to the mental ward
