chat to my plants

if i chat 2 my plants will they gro faster?i here that if i chat 2 my plants or play classical music 2 them they will gro better.i saw on mythbusters that shouting and playing heavy metal music makes them not gro so good.any1 done this be4?

.......wow....... my girls get classic rock and heavy metal 24/7 and they seem to like it!
wk 4 12/12


........I heard they didn't like country or rapp lol

Mate I'd say if you chat from when they are really young and they get used to your voice you could have good results

Yeah it all makes sense... but you have to start chatting with them when they are real young... otherwise they won't know you and you might scare them.

would you like me to pass them a note for you in study hall and see if they like you first?

.........well, andy7000, I just read an article at Canna's website and there is evidence of 'classical' music(classical because of the 'pure' tones, no guitars, drums) being very benifitial to a plant, and especially if you folular feed as the vibrations open up the stomata........... and supposedly too much is not good; where that line is drawn I have no idea.........but they say more than 3 hrs may be too much because of dehydration(perspiration) from the stomata being open too long. There is a bunch of other technical info on it there too, about the amino acids role w/music, etc........
I found this at canna-hydroponics( http://www.canna-hydroponics.com/images/stories/canna_downloads/Cannatalk3_EN.pdf ) and you do need to be a member to have access to thier chat, downloads, etc.....

So I will now go turn down my rock music in there......lol

Whether it works or not, I will continue to talk to my plants because I'm a fuckin' nut!

racer3456 said:

would you like me to pass them a note for you in study hall and see if they like you first?

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hahaha that's hillarious or maybe if you threaten them they will yield better,,, fuckin caps