Christians need to stop attacking gays!!

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jessy koons

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I think gays should start attacking christians in sort of a preemptive kinda way. Gays could start with the believers who shout out their idiocy over the airwaves. Wipe'em out, right off the face of the earth. Then sit back and wait for any other gay bashing and then wipe them out too.

Kalender you are too kind to the undeserving on this forum. Speak with greater conviction and very soon you will see the tide of consensuses rising in agreement with your bold pronouncements. Call the dumb assess what they are and let the chips fall. Don't just live and let live, rule the roost; it's in you I can feel it in your words and thoughts. Your beautiful, sensitive, insightful words. Are you seeing anyone right now? I mean seeing anyone in a serious way, like dating or something? I'm interested.
 
Kaendar

Kaendar

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jessy koons said:
I think gays should start attacking christians in sort of a preemptive kinda way. Gays could start with the believers who shout out their idiocy over the airwaves. Wipe'em out, right off the face of the earth. Then sit back and wait for any other gay bashing and then wipe them out too.

Kalender you are too kind to the undeserving on this forum. Speak with greater conviction and very soon you will see the tide of consensuses rising in agreement with your bold pronouncements. Call the dumb assess what they are and let the chips fall. Don't just live and let live, rule the roost; it's in you I can feel it in your words and thoughts. Your beautiful, sensitive, insightful words. Are you seeing anyone right now? I mean seeing anyone in a serious way, like dating or something? I'm interested.
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Meh, if gays started on the offensive it would only give em a bad name. And regarding the second part of ur post, was that thoughtful sarcasm or??? btw im a guy.. im assuming you are as well "jessy"?
 
Geronimo420

Geronimo420

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[FONT=Comic Sans MS, Arial]This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"

The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called 'Nike,' for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his 'Snickers,' because 'It really Satisfies."

The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. The customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"

The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?"

The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job 1.' " Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"

Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'Secret.' Now give me my beer."

The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?"

The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!" [/FONT]
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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notice the disappearing posts.

see ya, blowme. or should i say jack fate? or is it windsblow?

don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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There should be a "last words" thread where people that are about to be banned, get one last post before they're smacked with the ban hammer.
 
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