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Don*t you mean the zombie survival guide written by Max Brooks
Very good read, along with his latest. World War Z. Which is about
after the world has been taken over and its different peoples stories about
how they survive and neat things like that. I read somewhere they are turning
it into a movie as well.
 
yes. the zombie survival guide. indeed it is a good read.

i just was saying that i own a guide to survive a zombie attack.
 
Thank you fdd for that gem. Same thing happened when me and jim joe bob tried to domesticate a gator... poor jim joe bob lost his testicles

I'd capture a zombie, and hot box its cell. Only then can you domesticate a zombie.
 
I would rather fight the orginal Dawn of the Dead zombies. The slow walking, unintelligent zombies. If you have only seen the remake you must check the orginal. George A. Remero is the best zombie director of all time.
 
Slow walking?! what are you scared?! I would rather fight the real terrors. The freaky fast super scary zombies. So much more action, and hey eventually you will die, so why not have some fun before hand
 
Well for one I would never want to be eaten alive, nor would I want to become a damn zombie. I*m sure being eaten alive is a horrible death, specially if the zombies have super strength, can run faster then me, and travel in packs.
 
Dude, you gotta hit up the gym for a few months, get in a couple hundred fights, and then buy a shottie. If zombies attack you'll survive longer than most, but zombies will win eventually

This is all theoretical so it really doesnt matter :mrgreen:
 
Zombies wont win if you have read the zombie survival guide. Learn what to carry, what not to carry. Definitly not a shotty. They are loud and run on ammo which runs out in sticky situtations. Plus they require cleaning. If you haven*t read the guide you should. Its a must to surviving any attack.
 
octafunk said:
Zombies wont win if you have read the zombie survival guide. Learn what to carry, what not to carry. Definitly not a shotty. They are loud and run on ammo which runs out in sticky situtations. Plus they require cleaning. If you haven*t read the guide you should. Its a must to surviving any attack.
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I dont care... Shotgun is the greatest weapon ever created. Plus when it comes to battle tactics, i win. I'd force them to come through a doorway and just unload shell after shell after shell until the bodies blocked the door. I'm cool with being eaten by a zombie, but i wanna take a few thousand down first. :twisted:

Besides if my weapons run out of ammo, which eventually it will, i'm just gunna start removing heads with my bare hands. One after another, just ripping through flesh with my fingers. I'm a fucked up guy, i know... but that's what you get being raised to fight.
 
Id rather fite the Shaun of the Dead Zombies...lol they can be tricked if u act lik 1 of them...So I would act like 1 most of the time
 
Can you rip the head off a normal human being? No you can*t. So what makes you think you can rip the head off of thousands of creatures that feel no pain. Their only desires are to eat you no matter the cost. Fighting hand to hand is the absolute worst idea. I*ve had this debate with my friends times and times again because we are zombie enthuasist. Pretending zombies were real and shit you know?

WHat happens when you block that door with dead zombies and then after hours of moaning and groaning and you sitting in a room running out of food(that is to say you had any) and your body is exhausted and you need sleep.

There are more productive ways to kill zombies just like hunting game and keeping yourself alive. Just because people around you are dying doesn*t mean you must, because of your lust for killing the undead.
 
Yes, I could rip the head off of a zombie

consider the fact that zombies are in a state of decay and are rotting

Now consider a 220lb rock climber, bounty hunter, piercing his ultra strong fingers into the decaying flesh of the neck, seeing as this is what is usually torn and chewed by the zombie it was attacked by. Just a little strength, knowledge of human anatomy and a really fucked up childhood is all you need to remove a zombies head. But fuck, if i had a metal bat, i would be collapsing skulls all day long. I don't fear the living, why should i fear the undead?

We all gotta die someday octafunk... does it really matter how?
 
I'll just watch it online Friday night...May already be online....Too secretive usually means it sucks.
 
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