Hmm...
...scientists have finally drilled down into Lake Vostok in Antarctica:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/lake-vostok-makes-waves-225755527.html
How long before a horror movie named "Vostok" comes out?
They suspect that the water in the lake could be 20 million years old, having been under ice now for around 400,000 years.
Who knows what sinister, evil and/or malevolent forces are trapped beneath the ice, waiting to be released so they can feast on human flesh!?!?!? Vampire's?
Dinosaurs?
Demons?
Aliens?
Viruses?
Zombies?
Zombie vampire alien dinosaurs from hell who spit flesh-eating viruses!?!?
Dark times are coming....
The only way to ward off the Z.V.A.D.F.H.W.S.F.V.'s is by surrounding yourself with the smoke from burned cannabis flowers!
Contact with THC and CBD vapors causes them to fall onto the nearest couch as their alien zombie eyes fill with vampire dinosaur blood and slam closed and they fall into a philosophical stupor of mixed metaphors and easily-forgotten epiphanies!
They are easily dispatched while they are in this state, but 420 times as ravenous in about 10 minutes time, so you must not hesitate to do the deed!
So make sure you are fully stocked with the diggity dank, and lighters, pipes, papers, bongs, hookahs, and vaporizers for when the ravenous hordes of monsters are unleashed upon an unsuspecting world!
And who said that smoking weed was hazardous to your health?