Kinda reminds me of the scene from Trainspotting where Begbie is getting off with a bird in the back of a car in London and he goes to give her crotch a good feel, and hey ho, finds himselfs a nice package!!! So the moral of the story, give the bird you pull a quick squeeze around the crotch area before taking her home and planting her one

Otherwise you may end up looking at one of these:
So this was her/it before I took my scissors to it.
This was the big Schlong that was growing out the side of it...I can't believe I missed it for so long.....(probably because she was stuck in the corner and ignored most of the time

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Circumcised schlong:
Bollox:
WTF???
Whatever....