Rescued from a sound sleep

The person who invents the Animal Language Translator™ is going to make a billion... pet owners outraged when they finally hear what our pets have to say.
11:20pm Saturday here in Oregon.
Sitting down to a double-decker ham & cheese sandy with a side of chips/crisps.
Have my old grow box 2/3 finished tonight!
Just need to make a cardboard duct with a smooth 90-degree arc out to the window insert for the light hood's exhaust and I'm finished with the mods (for now).
Then vacuum & sanitize and start the next grow.
My back is wiped out for the day though.
Typed this with my right hand and ate with left hand.
Bit my cheek a few times.
Time for an after dinner toke.
*the haiku version:
(*
cue the Japanese music)
One hand fed, one typed
Bit my god damned cheek a few times
Time for some bong rips