Coffee...

Nope, never drink it. Coffee is for the weak!

As far as I'm concerned, all coffee comes from the sphincter of rodents. Enjoy!

1/2 cup black in the morning just to get me going. But I've been known to dabble with Starbucks pumpkin spice latte here and there..that shit is the bomb

bailey's irish cream for coffee is the shit.

Carne Seca said:

As far as I'm concerned, all coffee comes from the sphincter of rodents. Enjoy!

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I think that's more of a weaseloid. And it provides yet another spin on "the good shit", or at least the high-priced sort. cn

^^^ It makes me think about the first human to do this....Look it just shit out a bunch of coffee beans, wonder what that would taste like?

i have a keurig machine and a flavia machine. both are single serve. the flavia colombian is the best thing on earth but i have to order it, so i got the keurig for when i run out. the newman's bold is as close as i can get to the flavia colombian (now under the name alterra), and i can adjust the strength by making a smaller cup. coffee should be rich, strong, and fresh. single serve=every cup is fresh and hot, every time.

i am particular about my coffee, and to me it is a greater sin to drink old burnt coffee than it is to drink fresh coffee that may not be my absolute favorite. to hell with coffee pots and those demonic warming plates. i HATE when people leave the warmer on. 10 minutes on that thing and the coffee is ruined. who the fuck would rather drink hot mud than cooled coffee that doesn't taste like ass? these people ruin coffee in offices everywhere and are the reason that so many of us suffer through gross coffee at work. "oh just drink it and shut up" is NOT the correct response.

brotherjericho said:

Drinking coffee about 25 minutes after smoking a bowl is awesome stuff...

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lmao.... that's like an introduction to speed-balling

i love it

Carne Seca said:

Growing up Mormon I never had coffee. Now that I'm an adult? That shit is disgusting!

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MojoRison said:

^^^ It makes me think about the first human to do this....Look it just shit out a bunch of coffee beans, wonder what that would taste like?

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I think that pretty much covers it.

hate the after taste and love hot cocoa and apple cider to much to switch

Been finding as I mature I prefer tea, coffee upsets my stomach. But I do like strong premium coffee and enjoy it prepared by the local barista's. Difficult to give up completely, not sure why!

Fell off the wagon today and visited the barista's for a mayan mocha breve. Coffee's hard to put down.

Come one come all

Buy this amazing gift from god, it makes espresso, it makes lattes with steamed cream, and still makes regular coffee for you squares.



Yea make my stock rise one penny and fuck green mountain

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coffee gives me the shits.
I had coffee from a goat ass it was ok. 40 dollars a pound, no go.

Carne Seca said:

I think that pretty much covers it.

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I think it might have been more like "heyyyyy ... this boiled weasel is a GREAT breakfast food!!" cn

Mr. Espresso French Roast "Oak" roasted beans from Oakland....nice way to start the day.

I like coffee but it doesnt like me. Without fail for the last year or so when I drink coffee I get horrible stomach cramps within the hour then have to go to the bathroom