comedy

Your momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...

Kind of relevent, and I love it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH6aj8ofBXk

your momma so dirty, the only dis im gonna giver her is Dis-infectant

A married man left for work early one friday but instead of going home he spent the weekend on the razz.
When he got home sunday night his wife went ape shit at him and after a few hours of screaming she paused and said "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days"
He couldn't believe his luck and smiled saying "that would suit me just fine"
Monday went by and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday went by and he didn't see his wife. Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her, come thursday the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

your momma so fat, that when she rolls out of bed, she rocks her self back to sleep,

A guy is is sleeping around on his wife with his secretary. His secretary says I am going to tell your wife and slap you with a sexual harassment suit if you don't give me a raise.
He says I will fire you for other unrelated reasons. She says like what, I have never been late, I have never missed a note, and I have always done extra work for no money. He shrugs, You make shitty coffee?

Peace