randybishop
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Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor
Coming to a sperm bank near you
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Singlemalt
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Gives new perspective on "sloppy seconds"
The Coppers
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Was she looking for a sample? Looked like a kid digging for the gumball.
Commander Strax
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I'd fuck it
The Coppers
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Oh, and how much is it?
tytheguy111
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Sativied
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If it were manufactured in Germany or the US I'd fuck it too, but that's Chinese... Only a matter of time till it chops...
puffdatchronic
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That's based on Chinese dimensions though. It would be like trying to fuck a cheerio for us westerners. Notice the guy putting his finger in it and it being almost a good fit.
Commander Strax
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you don't like a little Oriental Machinery? That is just racist
a senile fungus
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It just goes in and out? No change in position? No switching it up? What if I wanna spectate and let her play the field? Too much of the same, I'd go flacid and she'd be insulted.
Next.
Next.
Sativied
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I still wouldn't fuck her if she was of the human race though, the squeaky Asian sound doesn't do it for me.
