"Why I love America"- by Me and dedicated to WeeGogs
1.) Medical Marijuana-- license to grow and distribute.
2.) The Dollar Bill-- sure it aint worth shit anymore, but the WORLD recognizes and uses it, unlike your funny money.
3.) Feature Films/Porn-- YEAH
4.) Sunshine-- Aw man don't know what that's like over in the UK huh?
5.) Rednecks-- Keep dreaming, you can't have em'
6.) Mall of America-- It's fucking huge. Probably put your village in it, it's called "The Shire" right?
7.) California-- Ever been snowboarding and surfing in the same day? didn't think so...
8.) Las Vegas-- Guess you'll never know
9.) Cedar Pointe-- Largest roller coaster amusement park in the world. Boo Ya
10.) 4 Seasons-- In the Midwest and East Coast. You only have 2 right? rain and snow?
11.) Football,Basketball,Baseball,Hockey-- Ooh rugby, tennis, and bad mitten; nice one.
12.) American TV-- Don't even try to compare....
13.) US Military-- Fuck with us and we'll blow you to shit.
14.) 1st Round Picks--- Did you know we get the first pick of the finest gasoline and oil? awesome, we know.
15.) Grapple- It's a fucking a grape crossed with an apple, they're delicious.
and last but not least
16.) Charlie Sheen- WINNING