Community Story...

[80mg]

So, some of you may know what this is. I seen it on a bunch of sties, done it in class, and its almost always histerical.

I'm gonna start off a story with a single sentence. Everyone adds as , much or little as they like. There is almost no rules. Here are some rules I am gonna suggest (not demmand, suggest) so it can be fun, creative, and entertaining.

1) stay on the story line too some degree (even if it's almost none)
2) Don't troll. If someone adds something to the story you don't agree with, build a bridge and get over it.
3) Have fun!

So here we go:

There was a tall Asian woman who lived in California...

(your turn)

 

[tje22]

Who liked to visit the beach...

 

[Skroatz]

she got high as fuck and stripped to the nude...

 

[hughesresearch]

then went outside for the public to see...

 

[Skroatz]

she was hoping for a young stud to see... but instead a kid from next door seen.. he said to her "..

 

[hughesresearch]

"how come you dont have one of these?" *pulling down his pants*


please, please dont let this go pedo

 

[Skroatz]

she ran inside... embarrassed. lit up another bowl. phased out for 30min... and forgot all about it.. put on the discovery channel and thought what she would eat..

 

[tje22]

As she was waching tv, she realized that the poor kid nextdoor was a sheltered 18 year old virgin who's parents never let him out so she decides too...

 

[Dropastone]

make some pot brownies and send them to him in a care package along with her panties and a video of her..........

 

[tje22]

Hitting an 8 foot bong in the shape of a...

 

[80mg]

Penis. As you look around her apartment you realise that there is pictures of sex, videos of sex, dvds of sex, sex on the plates, sex pictures on the glasses, porn on the T.V., computer, her iphone, ipad, everywhere.

She is a sex addict. Her favorite type of sex is deflortation...taking virginitys of young soicially aqwered young men. That night she waits fro her neighbors parents so leave. When they do, she goes over in a trench coat, with her basket.

When he opens the door, she passes him the basket, and quickly takes off her trench coat revealing that she is completley naked. The mnetalyl challneged young man is very confused but confusion seems to fade into pleasure as she starts too give fellatio...

After it was over she told him too call all his virgin retarded buddies so they could have an orgy and lose there virginitys. She said the only condition is that they all have too dress like...

 

[Boneman]

little boys in skinny jeans.

 

[80mg]

They show up too there friends house in little skinny boy jeans...but when they get there, instead of an orgy they are surprised when the...

 

[Boneman]

Cops are waiting for them

 

[Skroatz]

Officer Slater & Officer Michaels from superbad... they were baked as fuckk... Officer Slater said.. "is that you Fogell??..

 

[80mg]

Micheals goes "oh shit it is mclovin! what the fuck you doing here?" the guy from catch a predator comes out "Why dont you have a seat fogell"...