Do you have to feel remorse to confess?
I once cut a man's balls off, sauteed them and made him eat it.
I cut a clerk's pinky finger 3/4 off, to get a drop safe combo from the manager (it worked.)
I used to wire all of my cars with a a little IED+cell phone detonator, in case I got car jacked.
I started the woods behind our townhouse on fire when I was 9 because the birds in it kept waking me up.
I helped my sister start a field fire, because she got stung by an ant.
I poisoned the cat that scratched me when I was 5.
I poisoned (non-fatally) my grandparents after an especially bad beating. My sister helped me with that.
I pissed on my grandfather's grave and sent a pic of it to my grandmother in an email, entitled "Wish you were here."
I made small distilled chlorine/ammonia bombs for my brother, because the neighbors would beat him whenever my sister and I weren't home He snicked in through the crawl space connecting the townhouses and bombed them while they were at dinner -- I think one of the kids that bullied him died.
I busted all of a musician's fingers when I was 15, because he'd given my sister something. He hung himself a day later.
Feeling better about making someone puke, Inda?