Diabolical666
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Man with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger....
Man who drops cell phone in toilet , have shitty time....
Man who fart in church, sit on own pew
ok your turn
Confucius say.....
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Man with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger....
Man who drops cell phone in toilet , have shitty time....
Man who fart in church, sit on own pew
ok your turn
bu$hleaguer
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..... Work is gay
Diabolical666
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Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
cannabineer
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Confucius say too damn much!
bu$hleaguer
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Confucius say if you eat a girl out while she's on her period you're a sick motherfucker.
BarnBuster
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Confucius say: Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Confucius say: It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Confucius say: It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
tyler.durden
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Confucius is dead. He don't say shit...
Steve French
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oldtimer54
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T. D. You're missing the point. Yes I agree Confucius is a dead mofo and doesn't say shit now.
But he did say some some very cool shit.
One of his sayings that I find very interesting." By three methods we learn wisdom. One ,by reflection which is the noblest. Two, by imitation which is the easiest and three, experience which is the bitterest".
And there is another one that I find very interesting as well
It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean !
But he did say some some very cool shit.
One of his sayings that I find very interesting." By three methods we learn wisdom. One ,by reflection which is the noblest. Two, by imitation which is the easiest and three, experience which is the bitterest".
And there is another one that I find very interesting as well
It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean !
I thought Peter North said that.
bu$hleaguer
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dannyboy602
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Tell me that's not one of your snaggletooth finalist's.
Please!
6ohMax
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Yo Japanese people are fucked up...watch some of their game shows...imo koreans...south koreans that is have more morals out of all asian ethnicities
Blue Wizard
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Confucius say honeymooning campers have one intent.