Contrition/Derail thread

[abe supercro]

@bigbreastedbisexuals
I don't know, worked with Abe

Hello Neo. I like all boobs, even you.

 

[420God]

 

[tangerinegreen555]

View attachment 3862491

Damn coward, he should lose the shorts and do it right .

 

[curious2garden]

Damn coward, he should lose the shorts and do it right .

Millenials

 

[cannabineer]

I'm not your friend. Save the pet names for Buckold.
Yeah, sandals make sense with box wine/Ikea tastes.

Sandals don't necessarily preclude socks. Warmth, yet ventilation.

@Singlemalt, want a snort of Glenfarclas 12?

The first sentence states the obvious. The others state ... confusion.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Sorry ssi but I do own 3 houses between boston and Maine sorry but I guess I'm the only real one around here

real one what?

can I count double garages and outbuildings? I'll see your 3 and raise you 4.

 

[cannabineer]

Millenials

Gawd; they probably listened to "safe streaking" sermons from their aging disco 'rents

 

[UncleBuck]

the penis stronger than the sword.

 

[cannabineer]

Sorry ssi but I do own 3 houses between boston and Maine sorry but I guess I'm the only real one around here

3 houses? Couldn't find 1 habitable one?

 

[jacksmuff]

real one what?

can I count double garages and outbuildings? I'll see your 3 and raise you 4.

Well each house has a double garage except the maine one has a tripple bay and my camp is right on the ocean. Sound like you're no match. But tell more. I'm always happy to acquire more property.

 

[cannabineer]

the penis stronger than the sword.

The sword got cocky, spending all its time in the sheath. The penis is motivated.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Man. Buncha scrotal chugs up in here!

 

[choomer]

The first sentence states the obvious. The others state ... confusion.

Not surprising for you to be confused after even such brief experience w/ you.
You, "the sandals wearing bitch", are a sock in bondage (that buys Ikea and "blush" boxes).

No, it doesn't have an urban dictionary translation.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Well each house has a double garage except the maine one has a tripple bay and my camp is right on the ocean. Sound like you're no match. But tell more. I'm always happy to acquire more property.

I'll pay more taxes next year than the value of all your mortgages. You lose.

 

[curious2garden]

I'll pay more taxes next year than the value of all your mortgages. You lose.

Yeah I always weep at tax time.

 

[choomer]

Man. Buncha scrotal chugs up in here!

A favorite flavor of yours, I'm sure.

A jock is a sock w/ "special juices" and you smell from here so I'm pretty good w/ you over there.

 

[jacksmuff]

I'll pay more taxes next year than the value of all your mortgages. You lose.

Haha I wish between the 3 houses a camp and 2 boats you couldn't live my life.

 

[UncleBuck]

A penis is a warm gun.

 

[jacksmuff]

Yeah I always weep at tax time.

Hard on ssi isn't it

 

[Singlemalt]

Haha I wish between the 3 houses a camp and 2 boats you couldn't live my life.

What is a "camp"? An east coast thing?