MinorThreat
Active Member
I smoked with Bill clinton! and yes i do mean the president!! But i was pissed that asshole didnt even INHALE
I have been browsing this forum for awhile and reading but I have never posted just had an account to look at certain things but after reading your little story I feel that I need to because that is fucking so crazy and random.In my early twenties (circa 1984), I flew out to San Francisco (from the midwest) for a few days. About 20 mi north. I found a cool spot along on the ocean to hang out. After a while, I see a guy walking up the beach. As he gets closer, I notice he's completely naked. He introduces himself. sits down on a rock (with all his shit and strikes up a conversation.
About the time I notice the huge joint behind his ear, he yanks the fucker out, and asks me if I have a light. So, we smoke the thing, and he starts telling me all this deep shit. It completely blew my mind. All about the universe, and how life began. Stuff about how to make money without really trying. How to persuade people. Really wild shit. Unfortunately, I was too stoned to remember it later. Somehow, the next day I remembered few of the things he told me. I used what he told me to gain enormous wealth and success.
The only problem now is, I have terrible self-esteem. His penis was so much bigger than mine, I've never been able to overcome feeling so inadequate. Its forced me to overcompensate by driving big SUV's, boats, atv's, owning several large homes, and of course, a wife with big fucking tits.
That was the coolest person I ever smoked with.
In my early twenties (circa 1984), I flew out to San Francisco (from the midwest) for a few days. About 20 mi north. I found a cool spot along on the ocean to hang out. After a while, I see a guy walking up the beach. As he gets closer, I notice he's completely naked. He introduces himself. sits down on a rock (with all his shit and strikes up a conversation.
About the time I notice the huge joint behind his ear, he yanks the fucker out, and asks me if I have a light. So, we smoke the thing, and he starts telling me all this deep shit. It completely blew my mind. All about the universe, and how life began. Stuff about how to make money without really trying. How to persuade people. Really wild shit. Unfortunately, I was too stoned to remember it later. Somehow, the next day I remembered few of the things he told me. I used what he told me to gain enormous wealth and success.
The only problem now is, I have terrible self-esteem. His penis was so much bigger than mine, I've never been able to overcome feeling so inadequate. Its forced me to overcompensate by driving big SUV's, boats, atv's, owning several large homes, and of course, a wife with big fucking tits.
That was the coolest person I ever smoked with.