corrupt-a-wish game

Pinworm · Dec 9, 2015

Wish granted. You have a gnarly nap that lasts so long that you wake up in a new era. An era where all your wealth has been redistributed, and all your holdings are now worth nothing.

I wish I didn't have to murder so many people in my sleep...

abe supercro · Dec 9, 2015

Pinworm said:
I wish I didn't have to murder so many people in my sleep...

Wish granted. Although now, you'll periodically find yourself running for your life while being chased by psychopaths while dreaming. Good tunes are always playing in the background because your subconscious insists on an apropos soundtrack. You often narrowly escape, fueled by adrenaline, wit and the sheer will to live.

I wish I didn't have recurring night terrors when I cut back on herb.

superloud · Dec 9, 2015

mackdx said:
Wish granted.

You wake up from your nap to find Finshaggy teabagging your open mouth.

I wish I had some bourbon right now

Granted but your taste buds no longer work and alcohol has no effect on you.

I wish it was February

Pinworm · Dec 9, 2015

superloud said:
Granted but your taste buds no longer work and alcohol has no effect on you.

I wish it was February

Wish granted. It's Feb. Now you have hepatitis....Sorry.

I wish my wiener was 9 inches long...

tyler.durden · Dec 9, 2015

Pinworm said:
Wish granted. It's Feb. Now you have hepatitis....Sorry.

I wish my wiener was 9 inches long...

Wish granted. Your weiner is 9 inches long, but it goes up inside you body like a vagina, and disrupts your internal organs. You die after several painful erections. I wish for a billion dollars with absolutely no negative consequences. I win, end thread...

Hookabelly · Dec 9, 2015

wish granted, only the dollar is devalued to zero as of yesterday so basically your cash is no good...

I wish for someone to post under me

tangerinegreen555 · Dec 9, 2015

That was too easy, there has to be a catch...

I wish I could drive to South Florida again, have it become 1983 for 2 hours, then drive home to the present time...

superloud · Dec 9, 2015

tangerinegreen555 said:
That was too easy, there has to be a catch...

I wish I could drive to South Florida again, have it become 1983 for 2 hours, then drive home to the present time...

Wish Granted But Your Car Breaks Down A 12 hr walk from your destination.

I wish I had some of that fruity pebble shit

.Pinworm. · Jun 2, 2016

superloud said:
Wish Granted But Your Car Breaks Down A 12 hr walk from your destination.

I wish I had some of that fruity pebble shit

Wish granted. All your turds smell like fruity pebbles, but now all your boners only last half as long, and you forget how to read or write.

(I wonder if this is worth a bump)

I wish Donald Trump would get shot in the chest.

tyler.durden · Jun 2, 2016

Trump is shot, but is rushed into emergency surgery and his life is spared. He wins the sympathy vote, and America ends in a nuclear holocaust 2017.

I wish Donald Trump would get shot in the chest...

(if we wish it enough it may happen)

KLITE · Jun 2, 2016

I wish for a third testicle.

But during the surgery the doctor mistakes you for a sex change patient.

I wish i could start a temporal field inside of a tessellated void.

mr sunshine · Jun 2, 2016

KLITE said:
But during the surgery the doctor mistakes you for a sex change patient.

I wish i could start a temporal field inside of a tessellated void.

You do, but you meet finshaggy there.

I wish I could bone your mom.

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