Come on, just take some dimenhydramine or smoke some of your neighbours jimson weed. Might wake up dead or injured or in a jail cell, but shit, you got all ripped as fuck for a couple bucks or less!
Just smoke some weed, buy real drugs, or have a drink. Craziest drug there is. I can pay my taxes to the queen, end up so liquored I don't remember anything, get into a fight, and wake up with a fat chick in my bed. Only wake up with a hangover and a lot of regret. Try that on cough syrup. Make sure you don't get the kind with acetominophen and fry your liver though.