If you get busted the best thing to do is to say NOTHING! You don't tell them your name, give them your ID, just tell them you do not talk to police and that you want a lawyer, then say nothing else. Concocting some story of international intrigue and national security measures will get you plenty of extra time, but not in a semi nice place like a state penitentiary, nope you get time in a federal prison, where the real fucking lowlifes are. You think the CIA, FBI, DHS, USMS and whatever acronym you might come across is going to let you jerk them around like that without some kind of retribution? You have to remember that the majority of people who occupy these positions are power mad and VERY vindictive.