PorterRockwell
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Exactly
Craziest shit you got away with!
- Thread starter Mr. Bongwater
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bradburry
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you know this will end in tears nigga
PorterRockwell
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Aaaawwww nignig!
naw nigga!
Naw!
naw nigga!
Naw!
bradburry
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your tears nigga bro
PorterRockwell
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Already crying with laughter bro
PorterRockwell
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Ima call you slick!
Pulled over for speeding going 75 in a 30 mph zone.
I was drunk, blown and cock loaded with blue balls.
Only got ticketed with speeding at 60. I told the guy I was sorry that I was rushing to take a shit cuz the last gas station was closed. He wrote the ticket pretty quick but I did pull over in the dark.
I was drunk, blown and cock loaded with blue balls.
Only got ticketed with speeding at 60. I told the guy I was sorry that I was rushing to take a shit cuz the last gas station was closed. He wrote the ticket pretty quick but I did pull over in the dark.
bradburry
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do u feel guilty?
I've been ticketed for balling too hard and smacked with BS charges and having no option but meeting uncle sam with no solution to my liking.
Just another number.
It's like you getting beat by your parents straight out of anger.
Can't even fight back without causing yourself drama and emotional distress.
bradburry
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ok....only asked
LetsGetCritical
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NO. nobody understands the sig mainliner
bradburry
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your begining to sound like a ball sucking troll young critty .
LetsGetCritical
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CO HIGH CO
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Vail to Va Coast
28 hours
Wanted to see what my Audi could do...125 w a lot of pedal to play.
Nabbed in Illinois @ 95 as I was easing back.
6 Z's personal for two week Xmas break. Gladly paid the ticket
28 hours
Wanted to see what my Audi could do...125 w a lot of pedal to play.
Nabbed in Illinois @ 95 as I was easing back.
6 Z's personal for two week Xmas break. Gladly paid the ticket
Mr. Bongwater
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got pulled over on a pedal bike when i was 16 with ten morphine 60's on me lmao, i remember i was fucking baked when it happened too
Mr. Bongwater
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YO WE GOT 5'0 COMIN' DROP THE YEYO
WeedFreak78
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I cut the brake lines and ran a wire from the brake light to the gas tank on my old bosses car...neither of which worked as intended.., I may or may not have loosened natural gas lines in someones house that did me wrong..
OneStonedPony
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When I was living in Oregon, I met this sizzling hot chick in a bar one night (she looked about 24), and she invited me home. Tore that ass up all night, got up in the morning to piss, and there stood her daughter (about 19ish) in the bathroom. I'd gotten with her about 2 weeks earlier. Asked her if she had any plans for the day, she invited me into her room, said she didn't have any problem sharing with mom. So, round three then out the door before mom woke up (still blows my mind, she looked 24 and was really like 39). Was going to go back for more, but found out Dad was a Cop, who is in the Army Reserves and currently deployed to Afghanistan. Opps, sorry fellow, your wife and daughter are both hot. No ring and no mention. Drank some of your beer, and smoked some of (your ? pot) also, what's a guy to do ?