Crazy Sex Stories. No Fake Stories Please.

I'm sure. That's just cause noone ever did it right. And if I'm thinkin of the right person you don't like sex anyways. But to conciously ask a guy not to wear a rubber? Sounds like a burner to me.
 
Oh, on the burner count I agree with you, as far as the no condom thing..But please, the whole right one hasn't done it thing?They all say that.And yes, sex ain't that great.
Louis541 said:
I'm sure. That's just cause noone ever did it right. And if I'm thinkin of the right person you don't like sex anyways. But to conciously ask a guy not to wear a rubber? Sounds like a burner to me.
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Louis541 said:
Wow, after reading some of those posts that is the one you think is the craziest? If it's true then I'm gonna have to go with the dude who's girl got busted for child porn, But that's just me. That story was decent, but two people having sex in a bedroom is crazy now adays?
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the way that chick told it made it good, and it was just used as a compairson to that dudes story fuckin some chick wrapped up like a mummy.
 
Louis541 said:
Do you trust me? The correct answer to that question is and always will be hell no. You're pussy is not worth my dick falling off. And she wouldn't let you check the merchandise beforehand? You are a brave man.
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You have to remember this girl was 18 at the time and now she is 21 and has gotten her trust fund of ummm 875,000 Yes 875 Thousand....

...I was very brave still though becuase come to find out she had another guy tagging it. Damn slut haha ...But you gotta love the rich ones lol

If i could go back and do it over I would hit it raw and then bust on her face! hahaha
 
Nothing like hitting it raw, but sometimes it just not worth it. Speaking of which, I need to make a doctor's appointment.
 
Stoney McFried said:
Oh, on the burner count I agree with you, as far as the no condom thing..But please, the whole right one hasn't done it thing?They all say that.And yes, sex ain't that great.
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i would put money on it that you dont orgasm during sex

...the last girl i was with was like this. TALK ABOUT STINGGY WITH THE PUSSY! Hit it for a week str8 when i first met her then its like once a week. Wow i was turned off to find she didnt cum during sex. Its like Jason van derbiek said in The Rules of Attraction "I wont have sex with a girl who doesnt cum while having sex, Whats the point? ...Its like asking questions in a letter"

But hey im sorry for your luck.

...Oh and PS: you wouldnt happen to be someone who likes "angry" sex do you? because this chick told me that she LOVES to get pounded so hard so she cant walk the next day. I might put money on it that you like it ruff too :hump:
 
No, I hate it rough.I like it easy.I don't cum during sex very much, that's a fact.I had a fucker pound it so hard,I'm surprised his balls weren't in a sling.I hate that.Take your time, do it right.If I want pounded on, I'll get in a bar fight.
puffpuffPASSEDOUT said:
i would put money on it that you dont orgasm during sex

...the last girl i was with was like this. TALK ABOUT STINGGY WITH THE PUSSY! Hit it for a week str8 when i first met her then its like once a week. Wow i was turned off to find she didnt cum during sex. Its like Jason van derbiek said in The Rules of Attraction "I wont have sex with a girl who doesnt cum while having sex, Whats the point? ...Its like asking questions in a letter"

But hey im sorry for your luck.

...Oh and PS: you wouldnt happen to be someone who likes "angry" sex do you? because this chick told me that she LOVES to get pounded so hard so she cant walk the next day. I might put money on it that you like it ruff too :hump:
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I dont like it that rough though. She was scary. The more i punished her the more she would moan... Wierd ...big turn off too

Not to mention it was too much work! haha
 
xmissxaliex said:
tisk tisk. those damn moaners -=)

take it for what its worth lol she liked it biiiggg time.
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i guess we know what alie likes.




i love it when a girl lets me know how she feels. the louder the better.

they all moan.

they cant help it.

but a screamer is always fun.
 
ALX420 said:
i guess we know what alie likes.




i love it when a girl lets me know how she feels. the louder the better.

they all moan.

they cant help it.

but a screamer is always fun.
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hey lol...


never screamed, but. if a girl doesn't moan, your most likely not doing it right.
 
lol i had a screamer once. i was drunk and beatin it up doggy at the end for about 30 minutes. she got off twice before i did, and when i was finally finished and she begged me to keep goin.
 
tallanasty said:
lol i had a screamer once. i was drunk and beatin it up doggy at the end for about 30 minutes. she got off twice before i did, and when i was finally finished and she begged me to keep goin.
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Lol I know how that feels... I used to see this chick (We were fuck buddies) and she was a screamer too. She was going to college for theater though so i think she was over acting sometimes lol. But I would finish up and like 5 mins later she would be sucking my ding-a-ling like we just started to fuck. Well next thing I know im banging out 3 nuts over the course of a couple hours and she still wanted more lol. I guess some girls just cant get enough :rolleyes:
 
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